Second Date Update: Lonely Cannoli

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

A quick trip to move his car ended up being a HUGE mistake for our listener, and it sent his date WILDLY OFF TRACK. Hear how it went down in a brand new Second Date Update!

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0:00.0	You say you'd never give it into a meltdown.
0:03.6	Never let kids' toys take over the house.
0:08.0	And never fill your feet with kid photos.
0:13.4	You'd never plan your life around their schedule.
0:16.6	Never lick your thumb to clean their face.
0:20.5	And you'd never let them leave the house looking
0:23.1	like less than their best. You say you'd never put a pacifier in your mouth to clean it. Never let them
0:31.7	stay up too late. And never let them run wild through the grocery store.
0:37.0	So when you... and never let them run wild through the grocery store.
0:44.2	So when you say you'd never let them get into a car without you there?
0:45.7	No, it can happen.
0:51.3	One in four hot car deaths happen when a kid gets into an unlocked car and can't get out.
0:52.7	Never happens.
0:55.3	Before you leave the car, always stop.
0:56.8	Look, lock.
0:59.7	Brought to you by NHTSA and the ad council.
1:05.6	This is your girl T.S. Madison, and I'm coming to you loud, live and in color from the Outlaws podcast.
1:07.3	Let me tell you something.
1:08.3	I've got the voice.
1:10.1	My podcast? The one they never saw coming. I've got the voice. My podcast?
1:11.4	The one they never saw coming.
1:13.4	Each week, I sit down with the culture creators and scroll stop us.
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