Second date update.

Well, I hate to start things off on a sour note, but I already know Brooke is going to be rooting for this second date to fail.

What?

I don't like these things to fail.

I want people to find love and have hope.

I don't know much, but the only thing I do know is that one of our listeners, Ronald, went out with a woman recently, and that woman apparently says she does not drink.

And Brooke famously hates the sober.

That is not true.

So, Ronald, you have an uphill battle to fight here, my friend, but hopefully you can convince my lovely co-host to go to bat for you.

So tell us about the girl that you want us to call.

What's her name?

Her name is Cindy.

Her name is Cindy.

And I'm guessing was she up front with you about not drinking?

It's a complicated story.

But yeah, she was up front. When we met for our first day, we met at a cocktail bar. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So she's cool being out. Around it. Yeah, totally. Because everybody has different levels of sobriety. Sometimes you need that reminder of like, oh, yeah, this is why I don't drink. Yeah, literally. Just go out with a bunch of annoying drunk people.

Right.

Minds you.

Okay.

So, I mean, how did that meeting go? It was a really small cocktail bar. It's like a place you go get one or two drinks. They're pretty expensive. Oh, yeah. I know what you mean. And so when I found out, I was like, oh, should we, you know, go somewhere else?

She's like, no, this is great.

And I had a drink and she had something just like a soda water. Brooke, are you okay? Are you, are you sure? She's rolling her eyes as you're speaking. She's breaking things in half in her hand. That is not true at all. I totally applaud people's life of sobriety. I think that it's awesome. Absolutely. But if you were on this date, you'd already be four drinks deep. Well, because I'm not a sober person, Jeffrey. Yeah, not on the date, not now. Exactly. Not at home. Not during your sleep. No. But that's okay. Let's learn a little bit more about sober Cindy.

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