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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: Italian Surprise

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

One of our listeners said she met a guy the other night who almost got her ARRESTED. So why does she want another date with him??

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0:00.0

Second Date Update.

0:02.0

Brooke, how many times have you been in a concert and thought, forget the band?

0:08.0

I want to get backstage with that security guard.

0:11.0

Show him how to really use that flashlight.

0:15.0

I did have a security guard usher me into a concert for free once.

0:18.0

What?

0:19.0

What did you have to do to get that?

0:20.0

Yeah, he let me jump in the band and go into the back. Whoa, that's really pathetic in the parking lot because my boyfriend left me there because he had a ticket and I did it. Oh, so he's like, you can have in my band if you're by yourself. That's terrible. So you just had to be yourself, basically. That's what one of our listeners says happened to her the other night.

0:40.1

Her name is Claire, and apparently she met a concert security guard.

0:44.9

So Claire, it's an honor and a privilege to have you on this morning show.

0:48.9

Welcome.

0:50.2

Hi, good morning.

0:51.4

Claire did he have a van for you to hop in as well?

1:27.8

Every good security guard should have a van, you know? Tell us about the security guard. Who is he? His name's Kevin. Okay. Okay. Did you meet him at a concert, or is this just what he does for work? He was working, and I was at the concert, yeah. Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. Did he catch your eye immediately or how did that happen? Well, he came up to me actually to ask me to get off a chair that I was on. Oh. You were in Trump? To reprimand you. Okay. I thought it was going to be some romantic line. Yeah. No, but he did catch my eye. I thought he was really cute.

1:26.3

I was kind of tipsy and probably being a little annoying. But I was like, you know, he was like, this is a safety hazard. I'm like, I'm just trying to get a better of you. I'm short, please. You're a safety hazard, Mr. Big Biceps. Jeff, you'd be good at flirting. Did you say that you asked him to lift you up so you could see?

1:27.3

Is that what you just said?

1:28.8

No, I should have.

1:29.5

That would have been good.

1:44.5

Oh. Jeff, you'd be good at flirting. Did you say that you asked him to lift you up so you could see?

1:45.6

Is that what you just said?

1:44.2

No, I should have. That would have been good. I was just like, let me stand here so I can see. Put me on your shoulders. So he asked you to get down from the chair. Yeah, so he eventually got me down. But, I mean, I thought he was pretty cute. and so I actually took like a cocktail napkin and like wrote my number down on it.

1:45.1

Oh my God.

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