Second date update.

When I was 13 years old, this is true.

Okay.

I recorded an original song called Reach for the Sky.

Reach for the sky.

I can't believe we've gotten to a point where you're willingly playing this.

It's dead last on iTunes currently.

Oh, wow.

The thing is, the underlying message of this song is no matter what you do in life, you should aim high. Shoot for the stars, even if you're a weird little sheltered Jewish boy.

What's the worst that could happen?

I wish we could just hear more of it without us talking.

The thing is, even though that mantra didn't really work out so well for me, because here I am in the dying industry of Terrestrial Radio, luckily it did work for one of our listeners named Brett, who says he shot for the moon in his dating life. Okay. It may have actually worked out for him. So let's talk to him right now. Brett, how's it going, man? Hey, what's up, guys? Oh, man. You big young Jeffrey fan? Did you hear a single years ago and now you're reaching for the stars or what? He's the one person that downloaded it in his iTunes. But then immediately deleted it before it even finished. That's all right. Oh, dude, I got's true. Like, I do. Like, I shoot for the moon. Like, I'm always looking for the best. For the stars. Yeah. What does that mean in your dating life? Well, that's what I mean, you know? Like, so when I'm dating, like, I love the challenge of trying to get with somebody that's just completely beautiful, knowing that, like,

I don't really deserve them.

Well, tell us about the challenging woman that you met.

Our name's Hannah.

And I matched a tin.

Nice.

Good for you.

How do you land a tan?

What was your secret?

Well, it was like, you know, so I go into, like, like my laboratory and just like... Your lab? You have a lab for this. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So I'm like, I try to be witty with her. I make some jokes. And I guess the term is courting. But like for somebody who's that gorgeous, it's worth it to work for her attention. Yeah. I feel like it's worth it for anyone that you're interested in. It doesn't have to be only worth it for tens, but okay. So it sounds like you... No, but it's just harder to get their attention. It sounds like you used some like witty, interesting humor on her, and that got her attention. Yeah. And like she did respond with me, but it was kind of hit or miss. I wasn't always getting a response from her. Granted, I was a little corny sometimes, but like I was genuine. Oh, give us an example. Can I hear an example of something you would have said to her? Well, you know. Brick just wants to be sweet-talked right now. That's why. I told her that she had pretty eyes. Oh, man. She probably heard that a lot. Where's the funny part? Did that come from your laboratory? It's not mixing with a lot of chemicals. Well, so, like, I sent her a giff of, like, Steve Bishimi eyes. Oh. Okay. I know which one you're talking about to. That is actually funny. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So finally, like, we get to the point where I'm like, okay, hey, you and me dinner, Saturday night. Right. Did it happen? Broke the ice. And, you know, I'm sitting there kind of like waiting a while, and it just after a while she's just like no oh she just

turns me down well i was back to my laboratory and then after like 30 minutes i get another text

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