Second date update.

This is embarrassing. I just discovered I actually had no idea what the bases were.

What? You know, like when you go out on a date and you end up getting to first base with this person?

Yeah. I always thought that involved a lot more than the internet says.

Because they say first base is just kissing. Yeah, that's all it is.

Kissing is an intentional walk in my playbook.

Maybe I need to put my bases up on my Instagram at its young Jeffrey.

That means everyone gets a kiss, bro.

Oh.

But, you know, if reverse cowgirl is between first and second,

it's not. You're going to want to hear what third base is for me. Oh, please don't slide. That is like, check it on my Insta at its young Jeff. That's going to get taken down. Yeah. I only bring it up because one of our listeners, Brett, emailed us saying he got to second base before the date even really started. Are you 12, Brett?

How are we talking in these terms? That'd be a good team mascot, by the way. Go cowgirls. Welcome to the show, man. I'm really curious now what the other bases are. No, you are. I'm going to go to Instagram. No, you're not, Brett. I'll have you over for a party soon and we can go over everything. But tell us about the girl that you want us to call today.

What's her name?

Our name is Rachel. Okay. Okay. Okay. Where did you meet Rachel? Yeah. So I met her online and I always like a girl who has like a really nice sense of humor. And so she had a picture of her with these two dogs on each side of her and it's like, do we look like family? Like that was one.

Oh, that's cute.

Yeah, and she had a costume, too, where she was like Mario. And I liked that she was a little different. Like, it was her and her friend Mario Luigi. Oh, man. She's wacky. Yeah, she sounds fun. Yeah, fun. So what did you end up doing for your date? So we spoke a little bit, you know, obviously online for a bit. And then I found out that she never been to a hockey game. And I'm a big hockey fan. Oh, cool. And the great thing about hockey is that you don't have to, like, even know the game to have a great time at a hockey game. They're high energy. They're fast. Exactly. And I made sure to get tickets like really close to the glass so you can like bang on the glass, maybe a pup would

come our way. Nice. Good seats. Within blood spatter range. Yeah. In case a flight breaks out. Hey, I got

too. Yeah. Because that's how I got in the hockey. Like when you're at a live game, it's totally different than watching on TV. TV, a little boring. Agreed. But in person, amazing. Absolutely. What did Rachel think of her first hockey game? She loved it, actually. Okay. But, you know, we pre-gamed a little bit before the game. So, went to my apartment, had a good time. It got a little hot before.

Like we had a couple of drinks and then ended up making out for a bit.

Oh, right even before the game started.

Yeah, a little reverse cowgirl to start the next.

Oh, my God.

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