okay we just need to apologize right now for taking over your tick talk for you page yeah sorry

not sorry my god yes all the old ones are going viral but the new ones are so much better okay

i'm so glad you found them follow like whatever you're supposed to do on these podcasts and just sit

back and listen second Second date update.

This is embarrassing.

I just discovered I actually had no idea what the bases were.

You know, like when you go out on a date and you end up getting to first base with this person.

Yeah.

I always thought that involved a lot more than the internet says. Because they say first base is just kissing.

Yeah, that's all it is.

Kissing is an intentional walk in my playbook.

Maybe I need to put my bases up on my Instagram at its young Jeffrey.

That means everyone gets a kiss, bro.

Oh.

But, you know, if reverse cowgirl is between first and second,

it's not.

You're going to want to hear what third base is for me. Oh, please don't slide. That is like, check it on my Insta at It's Young Jeffrey. That's going to get taken down. Yeah. I only bring it up because one of our listeners, Brett emailed us saying he got to second base before the date even really started.

Are you 12, Brett?

How are we talking? because one of our listeners, Brett, emailed us saying he got to second base before the date even

really started. Are you 12, Brett? How are we talking in these terms? That'd be a good team mascot, by the way. Go cowgirls. Brett, welcome to the show, man. I'm really curious now what the other bases are. No, you are. I go to Instagram. No, you're not, Brett. I'll have you over for a party soon and we can go over everything.

Tell us about the girl that you want to aren't? No, you are. No, you're not, Brett. I'll have you over for a party soon and we can go over everything.

But tell us about the girl that you want us to call today. What's her name? Our name is Rachel. Okay. Okay. All right. Where did you meet Rachel? Yeah. So I met her online and I always like a girl who has like a really nice sense of humor. And so she had a picture of her with these two dogs on each side of her.

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