Second Date Update.

Most of the time, whenever we talk about forbidden love on the show, it's about Brooke and her insatiable thirst for her cousin Ron.

Stop it. I do not like my cousins.

Not anymore.

Oh, my God.

But alas, we're not dealing with that type of forbidden love.

At least not today.

One of our listeners, Mark, says he dipped a toe into the forbidden pool of romance recently.

And he's afraid the lifeguard won't let him cannonball all the way in.

So he needs our...

Mark, welcome to the show, man.

Hey, thank you.

Oh, man.

I love a good juicy story.

I mean, I'm dying to know who you're talking about.

Yeah, tell us your situation.

Okay, well, so I have a best friend, Stewart, I'm going by Stu.

We've been a really good friend since college. Oh, do you want to take it to the next level? No. Not with Stu. Oh, okay. Well, I thought it would be kind of forbidden. Your best friend? No, I'm a straight fella. And, you know, Sue and I've been really good buddies since college. You know, I know his family. I would go over his house all the time. You know, my family. That's the best when you can just, like, walk in and you feel like you're the second son. Sometimes you prefer their family to your own family. Yeah, for sure. Actually, most of the time. Jeffrey would take any family. Okay, that's cool.

It's nice to have a close friend from college.

Yeah, he's like a brother to me.

And I'm just afraid I may have ruined everything because I,

low-key, had a crush on his younger sister Lisa for a while.

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