Second Date Update.

Most of the time, whenever we talk about forbidden love on this show, it's about Brooke and her insatiable thirst for her cousin Ronnie.

Stop it! I do not like my cousins.

Not anymore.

Oh my God.

But alas, we're not dealing with that type of forbidden love.

At least, not today.

All right.

One of our listeners, Mark, says he dipped a toe into the forbidden pool of romance recently.

And he's afraid the lifeguard won't let him cannonball all the way in.

So he needs our...

Mark.

Yeah, why?

Welcome to the show, man. Hey, thank you. Oh, man. I love a good, juicy story. I mean, I'm dying to know who you're talking about. Yeah, tell us your situation. Okay, well, so I have a best friend, Stewart, I'm going by Stu. Okay. We've been a really good friend since college. Oh, do you want to take it to the next level? No. No, I was not with Stu. Oh, okay. Well, I thought it would be kind of forbidden, your best friend? No, I'm a straight fella. And, you know, Sue and I have been really good buddies since college. You know, I know his family. I would go over his house all the time. You know, my family. That's the best when you can just, like, walk in and you feel like you're the second son. Sometimes you prefer their family to your own family. Yeah, for sure. Actually, most of the time. Jeffrey would take any family. Okay, that's cool.

It's nice to have a close friend from college.

Yeah, he's like a brother to me.

And I'm just afraid I may have ruined everything because I,

low-key, had a crush on his younger sister Lisa for a while.

Oh, no.

Did you hook up with her already? Yeah, something did happen. You know, but it's one of those things where I, you know, I couldn't even ask because he wouldn't be cool with it. Oh, really? He wouldn't be? Well, there's two different types. Like, I have a friend who's literally always asked, like, bro, you should date my sister. It'd be so cool. And then there's other dudes that are like, stay away. I asked my best friend from high school if I could date his little sister. And he said yes. But then I asked the sister and she said no. So that was a super low moment for me. And then you were like, your brother already said yes. I think like, yeah, legally we're supposed to. Yeah, that's rough.

I think it's

really weird too like it's just like a kind of aggressive on your bro's part it may be weird

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