Second Date Update: Floozy In A Jacuzzi
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2023
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Today’s Second Date call involves a fedora, a jacuzzi and a big misunderstanding. We’ll try to sort it all out in the podcast!
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| 0:00.0 | Second Date Update. |
| 0:03.2 | I'm always interested when somebody says they have a go-to move that they use on dates that works every time. |
| 0:10.5 | And then they end up on our show? |
| 0:13.3 | Well, at least it works somewhat. |
| 0:15.2 | I've heard of this one guy. |
| 0:17.8 | I'm not going to say he's in the room, but he calls it the ninja. The ninja. You're on the couch, Netflix and chilling. Yeah. Next thing you know, he sneaks up behind the girl with a black mask and a plate of nachos. Oh my gosh. That's how sketchy. At first I thought scary and then the nachos came in. So now I'm confused. I'm confused. That's exactly where I want you to be. Oh, it's Jeff's move. Did he layer the cheese so it's like not just on the top too? Now the ninja's not interested anymore. It's literally theoretically already working on her. Don't get picky on the ninja, but it works every time. The nacho ninja. And by works, I mean, he ends up going to jail. But one of our listeners said that he has a go-to move he uses on dates. Let's talk to Mitchell about it. Mitchell, you pull a ninja? I don't say it's a ninja, but, you know, I've got some things in my arsenal, yeah. Okay. Hopefully it's more like nachos, but okay. We want to hear about that in just a second, but first tell us about the girl that you went out with. What's her name? Her name is Jamie. Jamie. Met her online, you know, doing the online dating thing, came across her profile and thought she was really cute. Okay. The thing that really stood out to me, though, is that in her picture, she is rocking a fedora. A fedora. Oh. Classic ninja attire. I was thinking she was like part of in sync, you know, hanging out with. It is kind of a throwback piece of clothing. Or in a ska band. |
| 1:44.6 | I mean, it is time for him to make a comeback. |
| 1:46.7 | Isn't, aren't we around that cycle right now? |
| 1:48.3 | I don't think so. |
| 1:49.4 | Don't look at me. |
| 1:49.5 | I don't know why you're looking at. |
| 1:50.6 | The bucket hats are back. |
| 1:51.3 | Why not a fedora? Those are way cuter. Let's stop the sidebar on old school fashion and get back to Jamie. |
| 1:44.0 | And how did you end up asking her out? |
| 1:47.1 | So, you know, I messaged her and I was like, if I ask you out, I'm hoping that the first time we hang out, I get to see you wearing that fedora. |
| 2:08.9 | Oh, okay. |
| 2:10.1 | I didn't realize it was that important to the story. |
| 2:13.4 | It was very cool. |
| 2:14.5 | It was a very distinctive thing, you know, and I admire her flair and style for pulling it off, |
| 2:19.5 | and she looked good with it. |
| 2:20.6 | And so, you know, she sent some laughing emojis, and we set up some time to hang out |
| 2:24.4 | and ended up going out to a bar and meeting in person. |
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