Normally, I have like a fun, silly intro prepared for these second date updates.

But before we came in studio, I ran into an old friend in the bathroom.

In the bathroom.

I lost track of time.

So I'm going to be honest.

I know nothing about who's on the phone, what happened on their date, or where my pants are. Wow. I was curious. A lot of questions, but we're going to get answers with whoever's on the line right now. Let's talk to them. Hello, who are you? Hey, my name's Eddie. How are you guys?

Eddie.

Oh, hey, Eddie. Do you know where Jeff's pants are? Yes. Bathroom, probably. Wow. Why didn't I think of that? Yeah. All right. Well, I'm really glad that we have you, Eddie. You obviously know what's going on. Tell us about the girl you want us to call today. or the guy, I don't know. What's their name?

Her name is Jessica.

Okay. You obviously know what's going on. Tell us about the girl you want us to call today or the guy. I don't know.

What's their name? Her name is Jessica. Okay. Okay. And where'd you meet? So we met online, you know, like most people, we met online. And like, immediately I thought, I'm like, oh, my God, this girl is gorgeous. I loved her sense of style. She had really nice lips Like celebrity looking lips

Like it was a heavy this girl is gorgeous. I loved her sense of style. She had really nice lips, like,

celebrity-looking lips. Like, it was, everything about it was, like, perfect. Okay.

I mean, at that point, did you think she must not be real? Yeah. No, not really, because,

like, the conversation was flowing and, like, I don't know, everything seemed legit about her.

Like, okay. Okay.

Okay.

That's good.

You mentioned celebrity.

What celebrity would you compare it to?

It was like Jessica Alba Lips on like a regular looking person, though.

Oh, okay.

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