Second date update.

Normally, I have like a fun, silly intro prepared for these second date updates.

Yeah.

But before we came in studio, I ran into an old friend in the bathroom.

In the bathroom.

What?

I lost track of time.

Uh-oh.

So I'm going to be honest.

I know nothing about who's on the phone, what happened on their date, or where my pants are. Wow. I was curious. A lot of questions, but we're going to get answers with whoever's on the line right now. Let's talk to them. Hello, who are you? Hey, my name's Eddie. How are you guys?

Eddie. Do you know where Jeff's pants are?

Yes.

Bathroom, probably.

Why didn't I think of that?

All right. Well, I'm really glad that we have you, Eddie. You obviously know what's going on.

Tell us about the girl you want us to call today. Or the guy, I don't know. What's their name?

Her name is Jessica.

Okay. And where'd you meet?

So we met online, you know, like most people, we met online. And like immediately I thought,

I'm like, oh my God, this girl is gorgeous. I loved her sense of style.

She had really nice lips, like,

celebrity-looking lips. Like, it was, everything about it was, like, perfect.

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