Second Date Update.

As a guy, I can think of a lot of qualities that men might be looking for in a female companion.

Okay.

You know, someone who's sweet, who likes to laugh.

Oh, that's a must.

Didn't hear any laughter from the ladies in the room.

That's interesting.

Women like people who are funny.

So continue.

But extra toe wouldn't say no to that.

You never know when you need a really good back scratch.

Just toss that foot in there, Mama.

Get to work.

You know what they say about guys with 11 toes.

They got she's got the extra claw.

But maybe the number one sexiest quality a woman can have from a guy's perspective. Okay. Is somebody who is low maintenance. And apparently that from a guy's perspective, I know the ladies aren't going to understand that. I like a little high maintenance. No, yeah, Jose loves high maintenance.

That's more perspective, but okay.

Apparently, that's what one of our listeners, Eddie, found recently from his date,

who in typical low maintenance fashion is not calling him back.

So Eddie's really low maintenance.

Eddie, I apologize for her actions. I do not think they're warranted, okay? No. You haven't heard anything about his date yet. I am already on Eddie's side. Okay. How does that feel, Eddie? That feels really good. Oh, my God. You guys are like bro-bonded or something right now. Where'd you find this low maintenance woman?

So we met online on one of those chat sites, you know? Okay. Low maintenance girls.com.

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