Second Date Update.

You know, we have rules on this show, and people tend to abuse those rules.

What do you mean?

Yeah, I don't really like the rules, but...

Looking at several individuals in this room specifically.

Come on, Jeff. Don't be such a hall monitor.

Yeah, screw the FCC, whatever. Yeah.

But, you know, we did get an email for a second date update recently from a guy named Blake who says,

you really should contact me because even though I technically went on two dates, it should only count as one because they were both super short.

Oh.

Huh. Two quick dates equals one main regular. both super short. Oh. Huh.

Two quick dates equals one name regular. Sounds like two bad dates if they're that quick to me. Maybe Blake, why were your dates so short? I mean, okay, so it's not my fault. I don't think. It's a few different things. I don't think. Of course. I mean, it could be my fault. We just went to two different restaurants and I researched them and I went to ones that were like the highest rated.

Yeah.

And they really did have like super super. things. I don't think. Of course. I mean, it could be my fault. We just went to two different restaurants and I researched them and I went to ones that were like the highest rated.

Yeah.

And they really did have like super, super good service. But the problem is, and what I don't really want to complain about, you know, but also it just came out too quick. Oh. Like we put our order in, boom, food comes out. I mean, when you're at a fast food restaurant, that's going to happen,

Blake.

We went to a five-star pizza place first.

And then... food comes out. I mean, when you're at a fast food restaurant, that's going to happen, we went to a five-star pizza place first, and then I just wanted to be casual, you know,

but then I ordered out, I ordered the pizza, and boom, it was there.

Oh, no. Let's rewind a little bit. Before we get into the food and the horribly fast service,

how could they? The worst. What's the name of the girl that you went out with? Her name's Kate. Okay. Okay. I'm, we always just guess, assume you met her on an app or something. Yeah, we did. We met her on a dating app. Okay. Nice. And did she stand out for a particular reason? Her profile was kind of like quirky.

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