Second Date Update: Facebook KO

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Improv, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 20 minutes

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The listener in today’s Second Date Update says that if we can’t help him, it’ll be the first time EVER that he’s been rejected by a woman! The high stakes call is happening in the podcast!

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0:36.5	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and we've got a brand new second second day podcast. Start off your week. Thank you so much for being here. And the guy in today's second date has, is it a hobby? Is it a passion? Both? Yeah, it's both. It's a passion hobby. I didn't know it existed. No. Me either. And I'm not sure how I feel about it.
0:55.4	Yeah.
0:55.8	It reminds me of a guy I follow on Instagram. That's all I'll say. Okay. All right. It's very niche. Okay. It's very niche. And you're going to hear it in just a second. I hope you enjoy today's second date. And we'd love to always go over the comments. We had so many people flood our comments
1:10.3	that they just want longer episodes,
1:11.9	which was so kind over the weekend.
1:13.9	We want to know what you love about Saturday so much. Yeah, yeah, totally. That's it. And yeah, gosh, Tosh said, if laughter is the best medicine, then Brooke and Jeffrey are basically my 24-hour pharmacy, which is great because politics give me hives. And honestly, the longer the episodes, the better my chances of surviving the day. There is. Now, as a doctor, I am a medical doctor, don't overdose on us either. All right, you don't want to laugh too much. We have side effects. For sure. Yeah, we definitely cause some stomach issues. Yeah, and brain cell loss. Yeah.
1:45.8	Lossage is totally a word, too.
1:46.3	See?
1:47.4	It's working.
1:47.8	Yeah.
1:48.6	Or it's not working?
1:49.0	I don't know.
1:50.4	We need to get to this new episode.
1:51.9	It's starting right now.
1:54.5	Second Date Update.
1:58.0	I'm calling it right now.
2:01.2	We're going to put one up in the L column today. A, okay.
2:02.9	L for love.
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