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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Experiment Gone Wrong

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Today’s call got so out of control we actually had to BAN someone from ever appearing on the show again!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Second Date Update.

0:02.0

Any dating app that you log into, there's all these acronyms that you have to know for what you're looking for.

0:10.0

Oh yeah.

0:11.0

You know, like LTR, long-term relationship.

0:13.0

Oh, Lord of the Rings, okay.

0:15.0

There's DTR, define the relationship.

0:19.0

FWB, friends with baked goods. No, that's not right. That's why I like those. It's a good friends. I mean, baked goods are a benefit, but it's really friends with benefits. Brooke has so many FWBs. Yeah, I did notice that. You know how much I love scones. But what happens when somebody reaches out to us, and they're not really sure what they want exactly? They just want to see him again. Oh, that's sweet. That's what Thomas says he's hoping for. A JWS just want to see. I don't like that. I don't like it either. That's not going to catch up. Well, that's what Thomas wants, so you guys have to get over. We don't get an opinion.

0:54.9

Welcome to the show, Thomas.

0:56.5

Hey, guys.

0:57.6

Hey, Thomas.

0:59.7

So I take it, you don't use JWS on your dating profile, right, already?

1:04.9

I had never heard that one until you just did it.

1:07.3

Okay, that makes sense.

1:08.6

I think we're making dating history right now.

1:10.8

So tell us about the girl that you, JWS. It's not going to catch on. So I went out to a bar with a bunch of friends. And, you know, at a bar, there's like your crew and then another crew and another crew and another crew and another crew. Yeah. We sort of all knew each other, but like not close friends. That makes sense. But I like that sometimes. You're like, oh, dude, this is so-and-so. I used to work with him and his friend. And now you're all friends. Except for I hate it when I'm like, and I don't remember your name. Yeah, you're right. So you didn't meet on a dating app? You met IRL?

1:45.0

Yes.

1:45.8

Will you not do?

1:46.9

You don't sound cool if that's what you think. That's sounding uncool by doing that. That means in real life. No, I know. I just don't use that. I don't know. Some people are away. I think you sound cool. Some people are alive. Anyway, tell us about the girl that you met, IRL.

1:44.2

So this in real life girl that you met, IRL.

2:06.1

So this in real life girl that I met, it was kind of cool.

2:12.3

I had a friend from another group come over, and she was like, hey, there's a girl over there.

2:13.9

She's really interested in you.

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