Second Date Update.

I think a lot of people listen to our show, which starts at the butt crack of dawn, and they think, oh, well, they must all be morning people.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

No, I want to make this painfully clear.

Just because we work on a morning show does not mean that we are mourning people.

No. We slog through these hours in complete and total. morning show does not mean that we are mourning people.

No.

We slog through these hours in complete and total agony, just like the rest of you.

And slog is actually a nice way of putting you. You think we whine on air?

You should listen to what happens in the studio off air.

But today, we actually have one of those types on the phone.

Oh, chipper, aren't they? For some weird reason, enjoys waking up before 11 a.m. Oh, my gosh. His name is Neil. Neil, what is wrong with you? I just like getting up in the morning and starting my day off right. Oh, my God. I had a roommate like you once, Neil, and it was terrible. She'd be doing

dishes at seven in the morning. Oh, that's the worst. Bats outside by. I'm like, stop it.

I'm going to go on a run. I'm like, don't come back. So, Neil, why? I'm so mad at you. Why have you

emailed us for help? Who are we calling? Okay, So I need you to help me out with this girl that I met online. Her name's Aaron. Okay. And she's also a morning person. Wait. We're going to have two of you. A morning couple. Two people under the age of 50 who have like getting up in the morning. How did you find each other? Amazing. Well, that was one of the things that sort of attracted me to her because we met online and one of the things I was looking at on her profile was said that she was a morning person. And I was like, thank God, you know. She likes to get up earlier than I do actually. Hey, it's a good pair. Seriously. Yeah. They say time means everything. There's someone out there for everybody. So what did you and Aaron end up doing? Well, we decided to go on a breakfast date. Of course. Oh, God. That's kind of cute. You lean into it.m. Yeah. And this is kind of where the problem was.

We set the date at 6.30 a.m.

Oh, my God.

That's not far up.

No.

It hurts my head to think about it. Dude, a girl is waking up and doing her makeup before 6.30 in the morning. Oh my goodness.

Well, she was totally up for it because she gets up and goes for a run at like 4.30 a.m.

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