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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Dry Lips & Hands On Hips

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.71.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

All the guy on the phone today had to do to make himself PERFECT for his date is change TWO PHYSICAL things about himself… It backfired and now he wants a Second Date Update! 

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0:00.0

All right, we got your brand new episode to kick off the week.

0:03.0

Welcome to the Burke and Jeffrey Second Date Update podcast.

0:05.7

And this is just a prime example of overthinking something.

0:09.0

You know, taking something a little too literally and letting it live rent free in your head.

0:13.6

It really ruined his whole date.

0:15.0

But you're going to hear what that is in just a second.

0:17.7

And we always love to highlight you.

0:19.8

Yes.

0:20.6

And today we are going to highlight

0:23.2

New Begin, who said love from Ethiopia. Alexis, stay strong, being surrounded by old people.

0:29.7

Wait, they mean us? I think so, yeah. Oh, no. Wow. I think that. Okay, it's because you've been

0:36.2

volunteering at a senior center. That's what they're

0:38.9

talking about. Totally on work related. It was about my personal life. Yeah. Yeah. Don't worry, Brooke.

0:45.0

All right. Let's get this new episode started right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:49.1

Second date update. If your dating life isn't going well. Let's say you've been single for more than a year.

0:56.9

You've been on a dozen different first dates, but not many seconds.

1:01.3

Where do you go?

1:02.7

Who do you talk to for advice?

1:04.8

I hope you're saying us.

1:06.7

Definitely not us.

1:09.1

Not first anyways.

1:10.7

We're more of a last resort.

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