I don't think I've ever listened on my...

Like, he's not enjoyable for me to listen to his album.

All right, you guys, the podcast is starting. I know that we're discussing the new Bruno Mars song. But we need to get to the full show. You guys want to hear it? I can put... Oh, wait, maybe legally I can't play it. I don't know. All right, listen, we got a full hour for you that's brand new. Jeff's got a great new parody song.

Really dedicated to the quitters

of the world.

So if that's you, you're going to love this. Yeah, don't quit on the song. New second date, the craziest tech that's out there. A lot of fun on the way. But first, comments, what do you see? Okay, yeah, the other day we were talking about Nicholas Cage for a shot caller. Oh, yeah.

And Neil McKim commented, there's a bar where I'm from, Cork, Ireland, that has a bar full of Nicholas Cage posters and memorabilia.

And the owner's a huge fan, and it's recommended not to say anything bad about Nick in his presence.

No way.

I bet he'll kick you out.

Dude, that's kind of cool. Yeah, right? I wonder if Nicholas has ever gone. I don't know. How is that? That's probably like the tourist destination. Yeah. Neil, you need to go to the bar and send us photos. Yes, please. I wonder if they have little declaration of independence, like menus. You can always tag us on socials with any sort of pictures.

Yeah, fun.

Not any sort.

I guess I shouldn't put that invitation out there.

Wait a minute.

At Brooke and Jeffrey, thanks for being here.

Don't get banned, guys.

Yeah, before I say too much, we're going to get this full show started right now.

According to a new poll, 79% of New Year's resolutions involve improving on your overall health.

Oh, that's great.

We should all want that.

As they should.

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