All right, it's Wednesday. We have a brand new second date update for you.

Yeah.

And in case you missed it yesterday, we talked about how we had a live awkward Tuesday up on our YouTube,

African Jeffrey. And just some comments from it I wanted to read.

Dirty Harry Sicilian said, it's strange how your appearance exactly matches what I expected.

Super strange. Almost too strange. Wait a minute. Stop looking at me like that, okay? I'm married. No, no, no. Happily married back off. Great, now I have to tell my wife about this. Wait, wait, if we look exactly how you imagine, I bet you are the hairiest biggest guy ever. Your name is Harry Sicilian. Dirty. Dirty. There you go. See, look at us looking at each other. This is getting awkward and sorry for causing marriage problems. Yeah. Warning to anybody else who goes and watches it. But for now, we got your brand new second date update right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Second date update.

You know, you hear a lot of women say, why are all the good men either taken, gay, or dead?

But we have one eligible guy who's apparently none of those things.

Wait, he's not calling from beyond?

No, he's just confused. Not confused in that way. Confused about why he's not Colin from beyond? No, he's just confused. Not confused in that way.

Confused about why he's not getting a call back after his date.

His name is Colin.

Colin, can you confirm for us that you are not taken gay or dead?

Yes, I can confirm.

I think more importantly, can you confirm you're one of the good ones? Yeah. That's the biggest struggle. I think so, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, we're going to, since you're such a good guy, we'll try to help you out here. Tell us about the woman that you went out with recently. What's her name? Her name's Paige. Oh, Paige and Colin sound cute together. Is it like a couple's name? It does. Where'd you meet her? Uh, Tinder, actually. Are people still doing that one? We haven't heard about Tinder in a minute. You know, it's always been about Hinge and Bumble a lot lately. Well, that's where all the good guys are going now, just to Tinder. Tender. It's like come full circle, Jeff.

Yeah. The thing is it's so successful, usually, that they never have to ask for second dates. Oh, that's what it is. It just goes well immediately. But apparently not for you, Colin. Why? What happened? Good question. Why do you help? He's like, let me throw it back to you. We had a great date. I mean, we went to place Mulligans.

It's like kind of an Irish pub kind of place. Good day for an Irish pub. Why did you choose there? Or maybe you did it. Maybe she did. No, I picked it. It has this great happy hour menu, so I thought it would be a cool, like, kind of casual spot. Probably got good fish and chips. Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Is that what you guys had? No, we actually, we just had like a happy hour pizza. We shared it. Oh, even better. Pizza had an Irish mark. Okay. You don't want to do seafood first days. Let's hear about Paige, movie. Yeah. That was definitely a microwaved pizza. Yeah. They're good, though, at bars.

They are.

They're really, really tasty after you've had a few drinks.

...