All right, you're double dose on a Saturday.

Welcome to the podcast.

It's Crooked Jeffrey.

And we're just so glad you're here.

Really? Truly. We are. And on Saturdays, we always feature two classics back to back so you get a little more bang for your buck. Not that you're paying anything for this. It's free. You're getting a lot of bang for your buck then. Yeah. Banger a good deal. It's 100% bang.

Thank you.

Okay, so what are our comments before we launch in?

Yeah, Sean Spedding. for your buck then. Yeah. It's a good deal. It's 100% bang. Thank you. Okay, so what are our comments before we launch in?

Yeah, Sean Spetting said, you guys should work seven days a week from a drunk Scotsman, he said.

So you know what?

Leave.

You're not invited to this party anymore, okay?

Yeah, we're trying to whittle down to one day a week, guys.

Sounds like he's at his own party. He's already drunk. I do love a good drunk Scotsman. I'm not going to lie. All right, your double second date classics, start right now. Is it a green flag or a red flag if your date brings a pair of binoculars to the meetup? Well. I think that's always a red flag. Really? but that means they're not spying on you because you're right next to them. Yeah. I mean, for me, it's a big red flag. But I'm bringing them too. Oh, God. With a tub of country crock. Wait, what? I said it's a red flag. Yeah, totally. But for one of our listeners, it's a giant green flag because they both use them.

What?

Not the butter, just the binoculars.

And he claims what they were looking at was a magical experience that bonded them together for life.

I'm scared.

And with a quote like that, you can understand why she's not texting him back.

You're going to find out what they did

in your second date update coming up right after this second date update sometimes you go out on a

date and after you're not really sure if it went well or not yeah that's pretty common but other

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