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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classics: The First Five Seconds + Hang Up On Him

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Part 1

When you're out to dinner and you notice something on your date's face, do you tell them or keep it to yourself? One of our listeners is worried the choice he made is why he's not getting a call back...

Part 2

One of our listener’s first kiss happened but her second date never did! So we’re gonna do everything in our power to get to the bottom of it in a Second Date Update!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:01.7

And, you know, a lot of people go to, like, the pollen count and things to see how bad allergies are. Yeah. I sit on the weather app. We just turned to Ashton over there to see if he's sneezing. Yep. Eregularly. Is that nose red today? He is a... I don't know. Wait a minute. I don't know. Sensitive redheads. Yeah, honestly, I feel like you sneeze year-round, but it gets a little worse at certain times.

0:23.6

Yeah, yeah, I feel like you sneeze year round, but it gets a little worse at certain times. That's what we know. Totally. If his eyes are puffy, we know. Yeah, exactly 7am and 8 a.m. on the dot. It's the Ashton count. And if you suffer from allergies, we're really sorry. Or if you suffer from Ashton. Yeah. Either way, Jeff's got a great song for you. I don't know if you realize we do parody songs.

0:40.1

Jeff writes them every week.

0:41.3

And before. really sorry. Or if you suffer from Ashton. Either way, Jeff's got a great song for you.

0:38.3

I don't know if you realize we do parody songs.

0:40.1

Jeff writes them every week and performs them. You can see them live, not live, live to tape, I guess you could say. They were live when they were filmed. But you can see them on our YouTube, which we love it when you check that out. It's at Brooke and Jeffrey. and we are working on getting some more video for second dates.

0:56.4

Yeah.

0:56.8

It's a process.

0:57.6

It's just me dating. that out it's at Brooke and Jeffrey and we are working on getting some more video for second

0:55.5

dates yeah it's a process so just me dancing in the studio stick with us on that one but right

1:01.3

now we're going to do some back-to-back classics yeah have fun when you're on a really good first

1:06.4

date and the chemistry's on you're feeling the butterflies but you look across the table and notice there's something, you're feeling the butterflies.

1:10.9

Yes.

1:32.4

But you look across the table and notice there's something on your date's face that shouldn't be there. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Do you, A, silently lick your finger and rub it off yourself? Uh-oh. Oh, no. What if it's a birth mark or something? Yeah, it's a risk. That's a risk. Do you B, pull the fire alarm and hope the water from the sprinkler washes it away?

1:34.1

That's a good solution, Jeff.

1:40.8

Or, option C, do what our listener did when he found himself in that situation.

1:41.4

Oh, no.

1:53.5

We're going to find out if option C contributed to him not getting a call back. You'll find out what happened in your second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update.

2:02.6

Brooke, did you know the first time that you met your husband, Michael, that something was special? Not saying that you knew like you were going to get married in the first 15 seconds of talking to him, but was there anything

2:07.2

that happened with you instantly that let you know, whoa, there's something real, like something

2:13.5

actually special going on? No, I just felt so good around him. And I was so excited about him. Okay, you're drunk. So that's probably what it was. I mean, I did have like five glasses of wine and make an off-color UTI joke in the night I met on. Okay, well, UTI jokes. And he still likes me. So... Okay. That explains it.

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