Second Date Update Classics: Sweet Sixteen Dates+ Be Excellent & Be Thirsty

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Part 1

There’s a brand new food item that you should definitely AVOID ordering on a first date unless you want to end up like one of our listeners. We’ll hear what it was and try to help him recover in your Second Date Update.

Part 2

One of our listeners had not one but TWO opportunities to be a “Knight In Shining Armor” for his date… so why is she ignoring him after his heroism? Time to find out!

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0:00.0	Back-to-back classics to get you through whatever you need to today. Maybe it's a workout, maybe it's
0:05.0	chores, maybe you just need a nap. Yep. Hey, it's Brick and Jeffrey, and we love that you're here. We
0:11.0	appreciate it so much. We will have a brand new episode this coming Monday, but first comments.
0:15.3	Christine Nicole said first time ever commenting, because I have finally listened to every single
0:20.0	second date update since the
0:21.4	very beginning. I'm a career HNW nanny of 17 years and while absolutely loving my job,
0:27.9	y'all's podcast give me a little extra pep in my step, especially for the 4.30 a.m. Morning.
0:33.5	Yikes. That is an early morning. You got 17 year olds now that you're taking care of? I'm kidding. I was like, wait. I reread it. I was like, did I say that? I'm sorry. She's just been doing it for 17 years. Yeah, yeah, I got that now. It blows my mind how many people like no more second dates than we do. Yeah. I don't remember more than maybe five.
0:54.6	You've listened to sense before I worked here.
0:58.0	You're like historian.
0:59.5	Yeah.
0:59.9	Really, truly.
1:00.7	Thank you so much for your dedication and your insanity.
1:04.6	Yes.
1:04.8	The kids are good today.
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:06.4	Let's get your back-to-back classics started right now.
1:10.2	You've probably heard the saying,
1:11.8	never order spaghetti and meatballs on the first date,
1:14.6	unless you're 100% sure you're going to lady in the trampet.
1:20.0	It's a good exception.
1:21.5	I've actually tried that with a chicken nugget once.
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