Second Date Update Classics: Strings of Deceit + Claus for Concern

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Part 1

Sometimes just one photo can raise the reddest of red flags and that happened to one of our listeners. She noticed something on a guys profile pic and now she wants our help finding him and getting him to explain.

Part 2

One of our listeners swears he has a very good reason that’s totally “not sketch at all” for wanting to make sure his date location was EXTRA PRIVATE… We’re gonna hear him out in your Second Date Update.

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0:00.0	back to back for you to get things done. That's what we do here. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the
0:04.4	morning and we got your back to back classics like we do every Saturday. So thanks so much
0:09.3	for being here. I hope you enjoy these. But before, we always love to highlight a comment. Yes, and
0:14.3	Hannah said, the only way I can clean is if I'm listening to y'all. Then it's actually enjoyable.
0:19.5	Thank you so much for making my cleaning enjoyable. Wow. Love from Idaho. P.S., I laugh so hard when I hear my name in these second date updates. Hannah? Hannah. There's probably a lot of Hannah. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, that's so funny. Your house looks great, girl. Oh, yeah. You've got to be really shiny after this. Yeah, totally. Back to back classic. Start right now. Alexis, I'm going to go through some dating profile pick options. Ooh. You tell me if they're immediate red flags or not. Okay. Picture of a guy hugging a dog. Oh, not a red flag. That's hot. That's safe. Okay. Picture of a guy holding up a fish. Oh, that's red flag. That's red? Yeah, I don't like that. What about picture of a guy kissing a fish while his dog spoons it from behind? Better than the last one, but still red. Okay. Kissing the light red. Okay. The pink flag. I say green flag, but I get it. I'm not everybody. He's a light red. Okay. The pink flag.
1:13.3	I say green flag, but I get it.
1:14.2	I'm not everybody.
1:15.6	He's kissing the wrong animal.
1:16.5	That's true.
1:17.8	I say talented dogs.
1:25.4	Sometimes one photo can raise the reddest of all red flags and make you want to ask a few questions.
1:28.7	And that's exactly what happened to one of our listeners the other day when she noticed something odd on a guy's profile pick
1:32.0	that made her say, if there is any chance of us going out,
1:36.1	you need to explain this.
1:38.2	Is it fish and trucks together?
1:39.6	Because that'd be bad.
1:40.3	No spoilers.
1:41.3	You're going to find out what it was in your second date update.
1:44.5	Next.
1:45.6	Second date update.
1:48.4	You know on dating apps now, where the average decent looking woman gets 2,000 matches per day.
1:56.3	That's like 2,000 guys messaging her and complimenting her, trying to take her out.
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