Second Date Update Classics: It's A Costume Dummy + Blackout Drunk Shuttlecock
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 November 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Part 1
The guy in today’s Second Date Update tried a pickup line that was cringey, not just on one level… but on MULTIPLE LEVELS and he quickly realized he needed our help.
Part 2
One of our listeners found themselves in the middle of an epic house party and he thinks he found a girl he wants to get serious with… but something happened on the way over to the daiquiri mix… and we’re about to get to the bottom of it in your Second Date Update!
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| 0:00.0 | I know there's probably a lot of hangovers right now. |
| 0:02.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:03.1 | The day after Halloween. |
| 0:04.7 | A lot of candy hangovers as well. |
| 0:06.1 | So we're going to be really calm, really easy. |
| 0:20.1 | No, Brooke, you got to rally because tonight's night too. You can still go out. It's how a weekend. It's all weekend. What it would be like to be in my 20s again. Yeah, that's good, Alexis. I'm so happy I'm sober. Yeah, we got a back-to-back classics coming up for you. |
| 0:24.0 | And please, if you missed our costumes yesterday, go to our socials. |
| 0:39.1 | It's at Brooke and Jeffrey. And we always like to start, of course, these podcasts with a great comment from one of our listeners. Yes, J-Koo commented, is anyone from Finland or am I alone? And I went and checked. So far this month, we have had 20,000 downloads from people in Finland. |
| 0:39.8 | Oh, sweet. |
| 0:41.8 | So unless that's all you, J-Koo, then. I'm guessing there's other people. I love it. I love it. All right, Finland, you're representing. Thanks so much for being here. Definitely leave a comment. We love to read them. and we're going to start your back-to-back classics right now. |
| 0:53.6 | Picture, you walk into a big Halloween house party. |
| 0:57.1 | Okay. |
| 0:57.4 | Cool. start your back-to-back classics right now. Picture, you walk into a big Halloween house party. |
| 0:57.2 | Okay. |
| 0:57.7 | Cool. |
| 0:58.2 | First thing you do, hottie check. |
| 1:00.9 | Always. |
| 1:02.0 | That's any room I walk into. |
| 1:03.2 | Yep, you got to scan the room for potential hookups. |
| 1:05.9 | At 3 o'clock, you see Brooke. |
| 1:08.5 | Oh, hi. |
| 1:09.5 | She's dressed as an old lampshade hooked up to a working |
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