Second Date Update Classics: I've Dated My Date Before + Two Word Whisperer
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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🗓️ 16 May 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Part 1
One of our listeners had the SHOCK OF A LIFETIME after being set up on a blind date by her friend. As soon as she showed up she knew something was very wrong…
Part 2
The woman on the phone today says her date decided to switch booths HALFWAY through their dinner… And all of us were stunned when we finally learned the actual reason he demanded to move locations.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, it's Brooke and Jeffrey's second date classic update. |
| 0:04.4 | It's me, Ashton, in the studio by myself. |
| 0:08.0 | They're all at home, and they just gave me the free reign to do whatever I wanted today. |
| 0:11.5 | So I'm thinking I'll probably drink some of Jose's old coffee. |
| 0:14.8 | He's got left sitting at his desk, maybe steal some of those sourbatch watermelons that Alexis has a her desk. |
| 0:21.9 | Just steal one of the many credit cards that Brooke has laying around in hers. |
| 0:26.0 | And while I do that, you guys can enjoy this classic second day update. |
| 0:30.6 | Enjoy. I love you. |
| 0:33.6 | Why is it best friends? |
| 0:35.6 | Always make the worst matchmaking decisions when they're trying to set you up? Amen, Jeffrey. Seriously. They're like, what? He's a great guy. He's just got a weird roommate that he's quote unquote legally married to with several children. Oh my gosh. But he's perfect for you. Yeah. He is perfect for you. You guys would be so cute. |
| 0:55.0 | All right. |
| 0:56.0 | She's super annoying. |
| 0:57.0 | Her laugh is so obnoxious. |
| 0:59.0 | Just like yours. |
| 1:00.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.0 | Can you imagine us together in a room in? |
| 1:03.0 | Oh my God. |
| 1:04.0 | One of our listeners had the shock of a lifetime when her friend tried to set her up on a date |
| 1:09.0 | at the last minute and as she walked into the bar that night, she knew immediately there had been a terrible |
| 1:16.2 | misunderstanding. |
| 1:18.1 | Still, though, she gave it her best shot and you're going to hear what happened in a second |
| 1:22.2 | date update right after this. |
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