Second Date Update Classics: Failure To Launch + CSI Dinner Investigation

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Part 1

Can a guys job be a red flag? The woman in today’s Second Date met her guy at his red flag job, and she decided against her better judgment to go after him anyway!

Part 2

Samantha warned her date that there’s ONE THING he HAD to do before she would see him… and he was shocked to find out she was SERIOUS.

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0:00.0	All right, you're here, you're doing it.
0:01.4	It's back-to-back classics today.
0:03.2	It is your little Saturday treat.
0:05.2	Just a lot of second dates. Yeah, here we go. Here we go. Thank you for finding the podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and you did find the official one. So we appreciate that. Can confirm. All right. What do we got in comments, Alexis? Yeah, Hannah Vernon said, I had a dream about you guys last night.
0:21.9	Must be a sign I'm listening to you too much at night and in the mornings before work. My house was an Airbnb, and you guys were my guests. Surprisingly, it didn't turn out horribly. I'd probably be locked in my room the whole time playing video games. Yeah, I feel like you'd be good. I'd probably like take out your garbage.
0:39.1	Oh, wow.
0:39.5	I'm throwing the party so you can take off my garbage.
0:41.6	Alexis would be the problem for sure. And Jeff's what? I don't even know. Outside bird watching. Just wouldn't show up. He'd miss the email. That's true. Exactly. So true. Well, you guys were hanging out?
0:49.7	That was last weekend?
0:50.7	Why didn't you text me?
0:52.0	We did.
0:52.7	We could probably trick him into paying for it and never notice the charge.
0:55.4	Yeah, that's a good point, Alexis.
0:57.5	All right. Last weekend? Why didn't you text me? We did. We could probably trick him into paying for it and never notice the charge.
0:55.4	Yeah, that's a good point, Alexis.
0:57.5	All right.
0:58.0	Here is your back-to-back classics starting right now.
1:02.0	This isn't my opinion, but I've read that certain professions are just considered red flags in the dating world.
1:09.7	Oh, I can see that.
1:11.3	Like musicians, politicians.
1:14.4	Oh, boy.
1:15.4	Volunteer male tooth fairies who hang out by the orthodontist office.
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