Second Date Update Classics: Double Roasted Turkey + 20 Treadmills of Love

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Improv, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Part 1

One of our listeners met a guy in a peculiar way… by SAVING HIS LIFE! But why doesn’t he ever want to see her again? We’ll use a Second Date Update to find out.

Part 2

The woman on the phone today was SHOCKED when she got a look inside her date's home and saw what he collects...Even though he swears it's for a good reason. Find out what it is in the podcast!

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0:00.0	Back to back classics today.
0:02.5	Thank you for being here.
0:03.6	It's the Birken Jeffrey podcast. And listen, I hope you were decorating your house for Christmas this Saturday. Oh, yeah. Or for the holidays, whatever you celebrate. If it's not already decorated. Yeah, come on. Late to the game. Oh, that was my plan. I got Christmas trees last weekend. We put stuff up in November. Dude. Actually, you're maybe the last person I know who doesn't have decorations up.
0:23.8	Okay, I didn't know that this was going to turn into that. It was. And actually, this was going to start before you mentioned it because Tommy commented, Brooke, how are you? I love the show. Have you decorated for Christmas yet? Oh, way. That was the comment? Yes. I'm not as good as you guys, apparently.
0:38.3	She did not.
0:39.5	I am, though.
0:40.4	I am.
0:41.0	It'll be done by Monday.
0:42.3	We had our Christmas tree up on Thanksgiving dinner.
0:44.5	I'm surprised you ever took it down.
0:46.6	All right.
0:47.3	Here we go.
0:47.8	Your back-to-back classic start right now.
0:50.7	I feel like now most couples meet through dating apps or social media or by calling the phone number, somebody carved into the bathroom mirror in the truck stop off Highway 7 out of 51.
1:01.5	Has that really ever led to a relationship jam?
1:03.6	Well, it depends on what you consider a relationship.
1:07.6	Don't ask how I know that.
1:08.7	I just do.
1:09.3	Yeah, that's the next question.
1:10.5	But one of our listeners says she recently met a guy the old-fashioned way by saving his life. What? What the heck? Saving his life. That's how people used to do it back in the 1300s and it's finally coming back. Okay. That's a lot of work. How did she do it?
1:27.7	And afterwards, why won't he hang out with her?
1:30.6	Oh.
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