All right, it's the 82nd day of January, guys.

Oh, isn't it great? Yeah. I'm glad you're here for it. Today on Saturdays, we always offer back-to-back classics. And before you jump in the comments and say this is a repeat, that's what a classic is. Okay, we're trying to be very up front with you. All right? Maybe I should start labeling it, back-to-back classic repeat update. You may have heard this. Yes.

We do brand new episodes Monday through Friday five days a week. That is a lot. So here's your double back-to-back classics. But first, a comment. Yes, I mean, as we always say, we love to know what people do while they listen to us. And one person commented, I always listen while I eat my dinner. Oh. You guys are the highlight of my day. Look at that. Well, there's no risk of choking laughing. That's for sure. But you do have something right between your teeth. Oh, yeah. Get it right there. Oh, you got it. Oh, wow. Back to back classic, storm right now. If you're a guy who's mid to meh, who can't pull anything higher than a Sacramento four,

then you need to pay attention.

Because one of our female listeners is a self-proclaimed member of the Hot Girls Club.

And going into their date, she had absolutely no intention of doing another one with him.

Okay.

Until one move this guy made at the very end of the night changed everything.

Really?

And now she's on the phone begging for us to get a hold of him to figure out why. What?

You're going to hear it in your second date update right after this.

Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Second date update.

I'll admit, when I first started dating, I thought people went on dates to like find true love. Oh, that's funny. I think in the long run, yeah. I feel like you believed that for a long time. I really did. What a naive little boy way to think. Because some people, some people just date for the free meal. Or for the fun of it. Like meeting somebody new. Because they're bored, exactly.

Some people just date because they need somebody to administer that EpiPen shot at the shellfish buffet.

Oh my gosh, right go.

It's half off of crabs legs.

I'm not going to not eat that.

So yeah, a lot of reasons.

And today, our listener, Lucy, is asking for a second date, even though she isn't 100% sure why she wants to date this guy. That's good. Been there, Lucy. So hopefully just talking it out with us might give you some clarity. But welcome to the show. Hi. I love it. Like four minutes into our conversation, she just hangs up. She's like, no, actually, it's not worth it. Never mind. This was a bad choice. Well, Lucy, tell us about this guy that you met. Like, start from the beginning. Okay. So his name is Nate. Okay. I just want to get everything out in the open because I'm confused. I am way better looking than this hand and he's not

he's not chasing me. It's coming in hot there. Okay. I like it. Okay. I heard the he's not as good looking

as you. I didn't hear what you said after that. Oh, I only heard the humility. So that's good. Sorry,

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