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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classics: Barwreck + Meal Me Once

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Part 1

Today’s Second Date Update includes probably the MOST AWKWARD 20 minutes of a first date we’ve ever had on this show. And it’s all because of an embarrassing run-in that happened at a bar!

Part 2

If you’re looking for a unique, innovative and new move to pick up women, you need to catch today’s Second Date Update with a guy who swears his tactic worked (at least ONCE).

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, you're back-to-back second dates, which the classics are proving to be our most popular episodes. Yeah. People are loving this longer forum. That's what we're thinking it is, you know? Or maybe you guys just get bored through the middle and forget to turn it off. I'm not sure. I appreciate it either way. It's the Burke and Jeffrey Second Date Update podcast. And before we get to it, what do you see in the comment section, Alexis? Yeah, you know, maybe the reason they do so good is because of people like Hannah who commented. Uh, because she said, I finally just got on my final plane after over 36 hours of travel that was only supposed to take seven. Oh no. I want to thank you guys for the hours entertainment for the time I spend in cars, planes, waiting in three-hour lines, and sitting in the airport. Love from Detroit if I get there. Oh. All right. Much love and strength to Hannah. This classic's for you. Yes. She was just like coming from Cleveland. Yeah, totally. Make something happen. That's absolutely right. All right. Let's get to it. It starts right now.

0:58.4

How many calls have we done for second dates?

1:00.6

Thousands, millions.

1:02.2

How many years have I been here?

1:04.2

I don't know at this point. Since we used to have to dial an operator and tell them to come through.

1:07.8

But what you're about to hear is possibly the most awkward 20 minutes of a first date

1:13.9

we've ever heard on this show.

1:16.2

Really?

1:17.0

And it's all because of the embarrassing running that the guy had while he was at the bar.

1:22.8

You're going to hear the cringeworthy story in your second date update.

1:27.0

Next.

1:27.7

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1:29.3

Second date update.

1:31.7

You know, I googled the top 10 most awkward things that can happen on a first date.

1:37.1

They had severely late.

1:39.5

Your date talks too much.

1:41.8

They don't talk at all.

1:43.8

Oh, boy. Or they talk talk at all. Oh, boy.

1:44.5

Or they talk out of a weird part of their body that isn't their mouth.

1:48.5

Cool.

1:49.4

How are they doing that, Jeff?

1:50.7

I'd actually like to see that on the first date.

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