Second Date Update Classics: A Picture Says A Thousand Icks + Appetizer Energy, Entrée Problems
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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4.5 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Part 1
The guy on the phone today claims his date said one specific thing to their waiter that wasn't just a green flag...but made him instantly realize she was relationship material!
Part 2
One of our listeners THOUGHT he had a second chance all lined up with his date, but a single one-word text message brought that reality crashing down.
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| 0:00.0 | We got your back-to-back classics because there's no such thing as too much of a good thing, right? |
| 0:05.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.2 | Well, I'm sorry, it does get old. |
| 0:07.9 | You don't think anyone's going to get a tattoo of that quote? Yeah, no. Don't think about it too much. It sounds good when you hear it at first. All right. Well, we're only doing two. All right, let's not get crazy. Two back-to-back classics right now |
| 0:18.0 | And we always love to highlight our listeners |
| 0:20.5 | Because we just are so appreciative |
| 0:21.9 | That you're here, honestly. |
| 0:23.6 | Yeah, it broke Ashley Mill. back to back classics right now. And we always love to highlight our listeners because we just are so appreciative that you're here, honestly. |
| 0:23.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.0 | Brooke, Ashley Miller wanted to know, do you do marriage breakups, Brooke? |
| 0:28.4 | Ask you for a friend. |
| 0:29.7 | I'm going to go with a hot no on that. |
| 0:32.4 | You know, make that the new segment? |
| 0:34.5 | The Brooke breaks you up. |
| 0:35.5 | The Brooke breaks you up is like funny if it's a, and can be lighthearted if it's a new relationship and I know you shouldn't be in it. But you'll tell my kids that they're adopted, right? Yeah. I mean, we can really get into this, Brooke. How far can we take this? Brooke gives bad news. Yeah. Brooke breaks bad news. Please let our producer not be listening right now. |
| 0:55.0 | All right. |
| 0:55.6 | Let's move forward quickly with your back-to-back classics right now. |
| 1:00.1 | On this show, we tend to focus a lot on what not to say during a first date. |
| 1:05.5 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:06.5 | Like, for example, you shouldn't say, you know, you remind me of that super hot mannequin in J.C. Penny's. |
| 1:14.6 | With the all white one with no eyes? |
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