Second Date Update Classics: 3rd Times a Yawn + Super Kid Shames the Day
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Part 1
The guy on the phone today told us he’s fed up with being friend-zoned, and he wants to get ahead of things with a bizarre new plan we’ve never tried before!
Part 2
The guy on the phone says a random child walked up to their table during a romantic dinner and said something that threw off their ENTIRE EVENING. Is a kid really to blame for him not getting a Second Date?
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| 0:00.0 | All right, if you're like me, you're out there frantically trying to put Christmas together. |
| 0:20.8 | Oh, yeah. Zen, Brooke. Yes. No, Zen. It's crunch time. Start shopping. Get on it. Come on. Chaos. It's Brooke and Jeffrey, and this is the podcast. Thank you for being here. I can go either way. I'm a little stressed out. |
| 0:25.4 | I don't know if you are too, but hopefully this back-to-back classics will help ease your tension, get you some good laughs, and help you getting some tasks done. |
| 0:29.4 | So here it is. Back-to-back classics, start right now. |
| 0:34.1 | How do you turn a bona fide nice guy into an irresistible batty that no woman can turn down? |
| 0:42.4 | Sounds impossible. |
| 0:43.8 | It's like turning Sheldon from Big Bang into Vin Diesel from Fast and the Furious. |
| 0:49.3 | Oh yeah! |
| 0:50.2 | That's a transformation. |
| 0:51.3 | Can it be done? |
| 0:52.8 | Well, one of our listeners tells us he is fed up with being friend zoned. |
| 0:56.9 | He wants to get ahead of things using a bizarre new plan that we have never tried before. |
| 1:03.9 | What is it? |
| 1:05.0 | We're going to find out. |
| 1:06.0 | And if it's successful, it could change the game for nice guys everywhere in your second date update right after this. |
| 1:13.6 | Second date update. |
| 1:15.8 | I'm going to share something with our audience that's happened behind the scenes here. |
| 1:20.3 | It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 1:21.7 | Uh-oh. What is it going to be? |
| 1:22.9 | I don't remember if Brooke has said this on the air. |
| 1:25.8 | Okay. |
| 1:26.0 | And it's not bad, but off the air, whenever somebody |
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