Second Date Update Classic: Saved By The Shrimp
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
The guy in today’s Second Date had to do something DRASTIC in order to save his date from going off the rails. Find out what it was in the podcast!
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| 0:00.0 | All right, we hope we're kicking off your weekend with a little laugh this morning. Thanks for finding the second date update podcast with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. There's a lot of people stealing our stuff lately and reposting it. So I truly appreciate you coming to the original. Oh, yeah, that you found like us, us. Yes. Not, yeah, yeah. Not the off-brand us with the AI photos. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. |
| 0:23.3 | The AI photos that made Brooke look 80. Not. Yeah. Yeah. Not the off-brand us. |
| 0:21.1 | Oh, |
| 0:39.4 | with the AI photos. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. The AI photos that made Burke look 80 years old. Why are they doing so dirty and so lame? It's so bad. I mean, God. All right. So you're here. You're here. We love that. And we'd love to highlight your comments as well. Yes. Well, Julie said laughter might cause injury is true. |
| 0:38.5 | My mom almost crashed her car listening to a second date update yeah well julie |
| 0:45.6 | alexis almost crashed your car on the way to making a second date update yeah that's true |
| 0:49.9 | everybody out there crashing cars we know you're listening. Yeah. Be careful. Be careful. |
| 0:54.5 | Just pull over or just keep your hands on 10 and 3. |
| 0:57.4 | 9 and 2. Oh, wait, like updated. Oh, no. Don't ask us. Don't ask us what they are. All right. Here's your second date update. It starts right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. You guys ever heard of the Rocky dating act? |
| 1:10.7 | Hack? |
| 1:11.2 | Yeah, dating hack. |
| 1:12.2 | A lot of guys use it when they're about to meet up with someone. You guys ever heard of the Rocky dating hack? Hack? |
| 1:11.3 | Yeah, dating hack. |
| 1:12.2 | A lot of guys use it when they're about to meet up with someone. |
| 1:14.6 | What is it? |
| 1:15.5 | You show up to the restaurant 10 minutes early, slide into the bathroom. |
| 1:19.7 | You get down on the floor and bust out a tight 50 push-ups. |
| 1:23.6 | So your chest gets nice and swole. |
| 1:26.9 | You're on the floor of the bathroom? |
| 1:28.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.9 | Rocky does it in like a meat closet. |
| 1:33.2 | Brooke, |
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