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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Hibachi Trick

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

The guy on the phone today had a plan to create a memorable moment during his date...and it ended up almost getting them kicked out halfway through dinner...But did it still impress her? 

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:01.4

We've got a second date for you where a guy tried to lighten the mood at dinner by pulling something out of his pocket. Yep. Yeah, which. Yeah, I almost got him kicked out of the restaurant. You're going to hear what happened coming up. But we love to start with your comments. What do you see, Alexis? Yeah, Nova said, Jose has been talking about getting a dog forever.

1:11.1

Dude, get you a puppy. You aren't dating right now, so it's a good time. In my head, I know exactly the puppy I'd buy. I think I know his name already. Adopt. You mean a rescue. Yeah. No. A pure bread. Prize winning. No. No, I'm totally kidding. What would you name him? I think, well, I want to get a little weiner dog, like a schnauzer, a long-haired one. And so I want to name it after a chimichanga, so I'd name him Chimmy. That's cute. You know, like, come to chimmy. Chimmy Chimmy. I want to get a little golden one, so it looks like a chimichonga. A little fried burrito. I've really thought into this. He's got plans. I think the dog is going to happen someday soon. A weir dog might be a tough first dog, but it'll be cute at least. I could have heard that. It's really clean and energetic, but so am I. All right, let's get to your second date right now. Second Date Update.

1:13.5

Is there anything more exciting than moving into a new place and getting to redecorate?

1:18.1

It's so fun.

1:19.6

I mean, for the first, like, couple hours.

1:21.7

I mean, but it's like you get to be a whole new person.

1:24.5

Yeah.

1:25.3

New plates, new hand soaps. Yes. New whipping posts, fresh and clean. What? The other one's got a lot of denser. Glad I moved out. Even a new girlfriend to go along with all that. That's how Logan, one of our listeners, recently met someone. Logan, welcome to the show, man. Wait. Yeah, hey, thank you. You

1:45.3

unboxed a girlfriend? Is that what I understand? She came with the face. Man, I wish.

1:51.2

You know, we had a great time, but I'm not getting her to text me back. I'm, oh, I'm curious how

1:56.9

you met her. Yeah, where, well, first let's get her name. Uh, yeah, Megan. My name is Megan. Okay, and where did you meet Megan? I met her. Yeah, where, well, first let's get her name. Uh, yeah, Megan.

2:01.2

Megan.

2:02.2

Okay, and where did you meet Megan?

2:04.3

I met her the good old fashioned way in person.

2:07.4

Oh, that happens still.

2:09.6

Where in person were you?

2:11.3

I was actually at a department store, moved into a new apartment, so I had to furnish it,

2:16.2

and I went to the store to grab some stuff

2:18.0

and there she was. Wow. I only go to thrift shops for that. So look at you, Reggie Ridge.

2:26.0

How did you? Strike a bit? Yeah. So it was like it almost was movie-esque. Oh. I had to grab. I had to

2:33.8

grab a hand vacuum and there was one left, and I'm literally grabbing it off the shelf as she's right there, and she's like, oh, you know, he wanted it, I grabbed it. So I was like, you know what, take it. Oh, what a chivalry isn't dead. Yeah. Yeah, you seem like a dirty girl. You probably need this vacuum more than I do. You're a woman. Go use it. Exactly. But I said, I don't mind, but maybe in exchange, I could take you out to dinner or something. Whoa, you just went straight there? Wow. Went straight there and I didn't know if she was

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