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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: Chefzoned

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

One of our listeners says he has a talent that makes him more attractive than 90% of guys, and he got a chance to show it off on his date. Was it too much for her to handle? 

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0:00.0

second date update

0:02.1

Brooke if a guy offers to cook for you on a first date

0:07.2

Yeah is that a sexy move or are you thinking ah he's trying too hard I don't like it

0:12.0

No I love it you do yeah I do especially if he can actually cook oh yeah yeah he goes into the

0:18.1

kitchen and he comes out to the table with the best hot pocket that you have ever tasted.

0:24.2

And he's made it look pretty too by putting a colorful toothpick flag in it.

0:28.6

You marry that man, Brooke.

0:31.5

What if he cuts it in half?

0:33.0

How do I still put it in my mouth on it?

0:34.7

He's blowing on it for you.

0:36.8

We've heard some home-cooked meals go very well on this segment, some not so well. We're going to find out how it went for one of our listeners named Todd, who said he cooked for his date the other night. And now he needs our help. Todd, what's up, man? Welcome to the show. Hey, how you doing? Did you go with the OG ham and cheese?

0:55.3

Because that is my personal name. No, no. Oh, yeah, I'll take ham and cheese all day. That's more of a lunch just for me. Okay. Hey, Todd, can I ask, are you a good cook? Because I think the effort of cooking, whether you're good or bad, is sexy to ladies. but are you like a chef or something?

0:52.5

No, I wouldn't say I'm a chef.

0:54.1

I have worked in a kitchen before.

0:56.3

Okay. you're good or bad is sexy to ladies, but are you like a chef or something?

1:09.3

No, I wouldn't say I'm a chef. I have worked in a kitchen before. Okay. I can cook two like really, really good Italian dishes. Nice. That's pretty much it, but like it works well. I mean, I cook a mean shrimp alfredo. Ooh. That's nice. Okay. Are we just going to talk about his food or are we going to talk about his date? I'm into it, can we?

1:10.6

I just... shrimp Alfredo. Ooh. That's nice. Okay.

2:02.3

Are we just going to talk about his food or are we going to talk about his date? I'm into it. Can we? I do want to just talk about the culinary side of it, but we should focus on the girl that you went out with. What's her name? It was Lori. Lori. I'm guessing you went with the shrimp Alfredo. Did you talk that up? It's funny because I met Lori online and in her bio she had put like her favorite foods is seafood, right? Oh, nice. And so you know you got to have a good opening line. So actually my opening line was, hey, so you like seafood, just so you know my shrimp Alfredo is a real catch. Oh. Got it. Okay. Do you like that, Alexis? I Alexis I don't like shrimp Alfredo so I'm the wrong person to ask

2:04.8

okay so I say you know

2:07.4

Alexis just wants a bank statement as the first text

2:10.4

and then she'll make a decision from there

2:12.0

you should have followed up with I'm just being krill with you

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