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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Brunette Has A Nice Ring To It

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

One of our listeners received one of the lamest pickup lines of all time… and went along with it! It ended her up here for a Second Date Update!

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, and yes, first we took over your for you page on TikTok. Then we took over the top comedy charts on Spotify. Next, we're going to take over the world. Oh, wow. Okay. I don't feel like anyone's behind me. I actually like it. Once you take over the world, I don't think you have to go to work anymore. Oh. So it kind of would be helpful for everyone. Well, could you help us out?

0:01.2

Follow the show, all right?

0:02.8

Follow the show. the world, I don't think you have to go to work anymore. Oh. So it kind of would be helpful for everyone.

0:21.6

Well, could you help us out?

0:22.8

Follow the show, all right?

0:24.4

Follow the show right here on this podcast, over on our made feed podcast as well.

0:29.8

And, hey, enjoy your second date.

0:33.2

Second date update.

0:35.9

Is it possible to accidentally catfish someone?

0:40.3

I mean, I guess.

0:42.8

We have people that say that on our show all the time,

0:46.3

where they showed up to the date, and oh, no, he's even more attractive than his pictures.

0:51.9

I mean, the opposite.

0:53.5

I wasn't prepared for a Clooney Hemsworth look-alike.

0:57.4

Whoa is me.

0:58.9

Yeah, I lost a bunch of weight and I'm super buff now.

1:01.0

I just forgot to update my profile photo.

1:04.1

Whoops.

1:04.1

I still have a before pic.

1:05.8

Well, one of our listeners is worried she may have unintentionally catfished her date.

1:10.5

Oh, no.

1:10.9

Her name's Morgan and she's a solid six in her photos online, but an 11 when you see her in

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