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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: Brunette Has A Nice Ring To It

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

One of our listeners received one of the lamest pickup lines of all time… and went along with it! It ended her up here for a Second Date Update!

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0:00.0

Second Date Update.

0:03.0

Is it possible to accidentally catfish someone?

0:07.0

I mean, I guess.

0:09.0

We have people that say that on our show all the time,

0:13.0

where they showed up to the date, and oh no, he's even more attractive than his pictures.

0:19.0

Oh, I mean the opposite. I wasn't prepared for a Clooney Hemsworth look-alike. Whoa is me. Yeah, I lost a bunch of weight and I'm super buff now. I just forgot to update my profile photo. Whoops. Yeah. I still have a before pic. Well, one of our listeners is worried she may have unintentionally catfished her date.

0:37.7

Oh, no.

0:38.2

Her name's Morgan, and she's a solid six in her photos online, but an 11 when you see her in person.

0:45.0

Isn't that right, Morgan?

0:46.1

You're off the scale?

0:48.2

I wouldn't go that far, you guys.

0:50.1

I'm probably like a 10.5.

0:53.0

I don't know anyone that even calls himself a 10. Yeah. Good for you. And funny. I like it. And humble, yeah. Well, Morgan, we want to help you here. Tell us about the guy that you catfished by accident. What's his name? His name is Kent. Okay. And you don't honestly think that Kent isn't calling you back because you're too hot, right?

1:13.1

No, no. I mean, that's not it. I just, I mean, some stuff happened during the day, but we met online.

1:20.0

Look, I was like almost done with these apps because I've been on some really horrible page. And like the last day was this guy, he actually asked me if I could donate my kidney

1:31.7

to his uncle.

1:33.6

On the first date?

1:35.2

He was serious.

1:36.9

He was not kidding.

1:38.2

That is a good family member that will just start dating Randos just to find an organ donor.

1:43.0

I got to say.

1:44.0

I mean, I can understand that question on a second date. Maybe. Date one, it's a little bit too soon. Exactly. I was like, can we just wait until we date for a month and then maybe, you know? Maybe not a kid, but how about like a lot? Yeah. So you're about to delete your app is what you're saying. Yeah. And then Ken reach out to me. And he like gave me the cheesiest line. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Is there an airport nearby? Because my heart is taking off. Oh, God. And that made you not delete it? Like, I would think that that would be quicker. How do you respond to that? Or do you even respond? I wanted to mess with him. So it was like, oh, well, thanks a lot. My dad was a pilot and he actually crushed. Oh. That got dark. Wait, is that true? Is that funny? I love that. A little dark humor. I know, but I was like, I wanted to mess with anything, but I thought it was like such a cheesy line. I was like, oh, come on. And he was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I was like, no, I'm just kidding. Just kidding about my dad's fiery dad. Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't delete that.

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