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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Blurred Signs

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

The guy in today’s Second Date Update LOST something early in the evening that made the rest of his night unbearably awkward. We’ll help him get his stuff together in the podcast!

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0:00.0

Second Date Update

0:02.0

And sometimes you start a date off and you're already in the hole at a disadvantage.

0:09.1

Uh-oh.

0:09.6

Like when you meet someone on hot Latina match.

0:12.3

But you get there and realize, wait a second, I don't speak any Spanish.

0:16.8

Oh, it's not probably the sight for you.

0:19.0

No gueno.

0:19.6

Her four older brothers sure do. Wait, what? Hola. No ablas burritos? What? Doritos. That's not. Locos. Not doing good. I would have my brothers punch you, too. One of our listeners, Tyler, knows that he started the night off at a disadvantage we'll get to

0:38.9

it in just a second but first Tyler welcome to the show hey how are you guys doing oh you're

0:44.0

chipper my friend I mean I feel like I've been through a lot if you can't laugh about it then you know

0:49.9

you just cry yeah what are you doing your life oh that attitude I like that energy, we're ready to laugh at your terrible first date all the way to the end. But first, tell us about the girl that you met. Who is she? So I matched with a girl named Allie on a dating app. Okay. I got to be honest, like, I've been swiping left so much just because I feel like I'm zoning in on red flags, you know.

1:13.8

But this one, surprisingly, I saw none.

1:18.1

Wow.

1:18.6

Okay.

1:19.0

That's a rare find for sure.

1:20.4

Or a red flag in itself, Jeff.

1:22.9

Either she's not going to stay on the market for long or...

1:26.5

She's not a used car. It's completely... That's fair. Maybe that's the wrong way to put it, I guess. It depends on her model. Okay. So you took a chance and you swiped on her. Yeah, I swiped right. And we really bought it on the fact that we both like Asian food. Yeah, dude. We could talk about this for the whole time. It's an easy date set up, right? That you're just going to go get some sort of Asian cuisine together. Anything from sushi to noodles, whatever. Is that what you did? Yeah. There was an awesome sushi spot that I hadn't gone to before, but I'd heard such great things about it, and I was like,

2:02.8

hey, do you want to meet there? And she was like,

2:04.9

yeah, absolutely.

2:06.6

Is that a red flag that she's so

2:08.8

amenable to your first idea?

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