Got a little something juicy, a little dramatic, something to make you feel better about your own dating life.

Here we are.

A brand new second date to start your Friday.

And before we get to it, always comments.

Yes, and Salima said, hey Brooke, Jeff, Jose, Alexis, and everyone else.

I just wanted to say that you guys are my primary source of entertainment when I'm playing on my PS4. Oh, cool. From Egypt. Wow. Wow. That's awesome. You think she can see the pyramids from her house? Probably not. That's probably a dumb question. You mean it's just a bad, bro. Come on. Not traveled enough. I want to be, though. So we'll come visit soon, all right? Yes. There it is. Do you think her cat is a sphinx? Yeah. Okay, that was bad. All right, here we go. Let's get this show started. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. If you're a guy and you're out on a first date having dinner, what are some possible distractions that could derail you that you

got to stay away from?

Oh, that's a good question.

Like one, a rat runs across the floor in front of you.

Oh, my God.

I think alert everyone, jazz.

Pretend you never saw it.

No.

It's probably the owner's pet.

It helps him cook the food like in Ratatouille. All is good. Okay. Let's go somewhere else. Or distraction too. Let's say the waitress is a little B&L. B&L. Busty and lonely. What? Do not look at her. But she's a B&L. Don't call her that to her face. You don't, exactly. How do you know she's lonely by looking at it? Oh, you can tell, Brooke. They have that lonely look in their eye. You just keep your eyes on the ground when you put in your order. And our listener, Eric, had a different type of distraction that he had to deal with. Let me guess, a busty rat. Is it maybe that, or could it even be worse than the ones I mentioned?

Possibly. Eric, welcome to the show, man.

Hey, thanks for taking a call.

Yes.

We'll get to the distraction on your date in a second.

First, tell us about the girl that you met.

My name's Vanessa. She works in the beauty industry.

Like she's an esthetician, you mean? Like that?

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