Second Date Update: 15 Minutes Of Lame
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
Our listener, Jason, has NO IDEA what went wrong on his date with Riley, but SOMETHING must have happened based on how things ended. He asked for our help and we’re ready to dive in, in your Second Date Update podcast!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, this may be a world record. |
| 0:01.5 | Welcome to the brand new second date podcast today with Brooke and Jeffrey. |
| 0:37.6 | Yeah, for the shortest date we've heard. Ooh. Yeah, that kind of record. 10 minutes in, she's like, take me home. Yeah. We're going to find out why because the guy doesn't know either coming up here in a second. But first, let's start with comments. Well, kind of the opposite of a short date. John said, I once got lost on a hike on a date. We were lost for like three hours. Almost got ran over by a horse and then went to Waffle House. And now we've been married for five years. Oh, that's cute. Look at that. Oh, right. After the helicopter came and saved you. Yeah. Where does a horse come in? |
| 0:38.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:38.8 | Or the Waffle House. |
| 0:41.5 | Yeah, Waffle House on this. |
| 0:42.3 | I have so many questions. I'm starting to think he was just in a field in a suburb somewhere. |
| 0:45.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.2 | All right. |
| 0:46.7 | Hey, thank you for sharing your story. |
| 0:48.1 | I love it. |
| 0:48.8 | We got your brand new second date episode starting right now. |
| 0:51.6 | Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. |
| 0:56.0 | Today we have a quote-unquote returning listener. |
| 0:59.9 | Uh-oh. |
| 1:00.4 | His name is Jason. |
| 1:01.9 | Why quote-unquote? |
| 1:03.0 | He says he's been on the show before for this very segment. |
| 1:06.7 | And you don't believe him? |
| 1:07.6 | Well, I got to be honest, I looked back into the archives, and I can't find his call anywhere. |
| 1:13.1 | Huh. |
| 1:13.6 | So was he really on the show? |
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