Second Date Update: 15 Minutes Of Lame
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Our listener, Jason, has NO IDEA what went wrong on his date with Riley, but SOMETHING must have happened based on how things ended. He asked for our help and we’re ready to dive in, in your Second Date Update podcast!
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| 0:00.0 | No gloss, no filter. |
| 0:03.1 | Just stories. |
| 0:04.8 | Spoken without fear. |
| 0:06.5 | Person who is not generous can not be an artist. |
| 0:09.4 | The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. |
| 0:14.3 | Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app, |
| 0:18.5 | Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:23.0 | Come for the honesty. |
| 0:24.9 | Stay for the fire. |
| 0:28.9 | Hey, this may be a world record. |
| 0:30.4 | Welcome to the brand new second date podcast today with Brooke and Jeffrey. |
| 0:34.0 | Yeah, for the shortest date we've heard. |
| 0:35.6 | Ooh, yeah, that kind of record. |
| 0:38.6 | 10 minutes in, she's like, take me home. Yeah, yeah, for the shortest date we've heard. Ooh, yeah, that kind of record. Ten minutes in, she's like, take me home. |
| 0:40.6 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:41.5 | We're going to find out why, because the guy doesn't know either. |
| 0:44.4 | Coming up here in a second. |
| 0:45.6 | But first, let's start with comments. |
| 0:47.2 | Well, kind of the opposite of a short date. |
| 0:49.3 | John said, I once got lost on a hike on a date. |
| 0:52.0 | We were lost for like three hours. |
| 1:14.3 | Almost got ran over by a horse and then went to Waffle House. And now we've been married for five years. Oh, that's great. Look at that. Oh, right. After the helicopter came and saved you. Yeah. Where does a horse come in? I don't know. Or the Waffle House. Yeah. Waffle House on this mountain. I'm starting to think he was just in a field in a suburb somewhere. |
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