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What kind of sadistic person?

What kind of sadistic show chooses the beginning of March to do what we're about

to do tonight? What are we going to do tonight? Full SEC coaching staffs graded, not just the head

coach kids, the coaching staff. Thankless behavior, thankless work being done on this show. We're

jam-packed high atop a lovely downtown Nashville, Tennessee,

tonight, Sunday, March 3rd, the Year of Our Lord, 2024, yes, SEC coaching staffs, we're grading

them tonight. We are ranking them. We're not even power rating. It's actual rankings we're dropping

on you tonight. I'm going to talk about that. Johnny Mansell, pretty outspoken this week about something I hold near and dear to my heart, and that is Heisman foolishness. Therefore, we will discuss that tonight. I've got some sleeping giant programs that we need to talk about. That's just code for, yeah, we're probably going to talk Nebraska at some point during the show. All that. I've got, what else, Jesse, the top quarterback rooms in the sport this year. And also, as you know, we were down in Athens last week, had a really, really positively received one-on-one conversation with Kirby Smart. That's on the channel. Now, if you want to watch it or listen to it, but also, hey, man, we saw a lot down there.

Some of it we can't talk about. Some of what we can talk about. Some of it I can be kind of vague about. But I'm going to tell you as much as I can, give you a little scoop about our trip down to Athens. And we got like a dozen or two dozen more of those trips coming at various points this spring. They're watching us in Bartelsville, Oklahoma, Olympia, Washington,

Micanos, Greece, and Meridianville, Alabama.

Thank you guys so much.

As I said, spring. They're watching us in Bartelsville, Oklahoma, Olympia, Washington, Micanos, Greece, and

Meridianville, Alabama. Thank you guys so much. As I said, the Pate State Speaker Series has cranked up.

We're going to be all over the country this spring. I am not releasing a promotional poster

or dates. I'll just let you know when it's time, but we're going to be coast to coast. We will be

all over the country. We'll be in every major conference, and it's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. Got a lot of big names lined up and a lot of live shows on the road at various universities. So that's for then. This is for now. How should I best intro this segment, Colin? This one's going to be dirty now.

This one's going to make us no friends out there. But you know what? It ain't me. It's the model. Yes, I say that during the season all the time, but I'm also saying it now. It's not me. It's the model. So here we go. Colin, here's your end point. I realized a long time ago that if I was going to properly rank head coaches and coaching staffs,

I just needed to remove myself from the equation.

I don't trust my gut on this stuff. time ago that if I was going to properly rank head coaches and coaching staffs, I just needed to

remove myself from the equation. I don't trust my gut on this stuff. I don't trust my

instinct because I like coaches too much. I enjoy hanging out with them. Candidly, I enjoy conversing

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