4.6 • 6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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0:00.0 | America, you beautiful pill-popping, gender swapping, |
0:04.8 | mention all snort and spaces, floor, right swiping, step-mom-pipe, |
0:10.7 | champions of the world. |
0:18.8 | I've missed you. I've missed you. I've taken the life tour all over the world. I've crossed more borders than a Chinese spy balloon or as they call them in Montana a sky dumpling. |
0:25.0 | And now it's time to come back to the greatest country in the world. |
0:29.0 | America baby! |
0:30.0 | In 2024 the Life Tour is coming all over America like Josh Giddy watching toddlers in |
0:36.4 | Tiaras and there's one rule everyone gets these jokes. |
0:40.3 | Hey Schultz your haircut stinks I'm clearly trying to film something over here. |
0:44.0 | Who cut your hair? |
0:45.0 | Michael J. Fox in an ice bath? |
0:47.0 | Shut up! |
0:48.0 | And put the music back on. |
0:49.0 | Thank you. |
0:50.0 | I'll see you there. No, no, really, I'm going to stop playing characters. It's really hard to defend. It really |
1:07.0 | fucking sucks dude. |
1:08.8 | You sold out Madison Square Garden a million times like you've done arenas around the world and it means nothing the second we're in Hollywood. |
1:16.7 | Yeah and they kind of treat you as if it means nothing. Yeah doesn't mean anything like was that like being around |
1:21.3 | DeNiro is he funny at all Like he would like go to his chair after the |
1:25.4 | scene I would go to my chair and he would have like you know a bunch of papers and whatnot be on the phone he'd be talking. |
1:31.3 | They was this guy opening up another noble? |
1:34.1 | In between scenes? |
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