Private, you got some pep in your step, explain to me why you got some pep in your step and why your skin's all kinds of shine in, your shoulders all kinds of broaden the heart, let me take a feel.

Yeah, what are you doing, boy?

Cruel, sir!

I bet you take some of Dolce away as well, I can tell by that smile on your face.

I've been worn out, sir, so I take Dolce away to get back and pop them in shape.

I hold on now, I've been super busy, young, y'all. Now let me ask you this question, boy, if I want to get hard and live hard and get all kinds of strong and shining like yourself, what would you recommend?

Earth-grown nutrients, my favorite supplement of all time, sir. You know this, I've talked about it before, sir.

Talk about it again, because it gets me all kinds of excited. Earth-grown supplements.

Oh, the best.

Yeah?

I stay sharp without for-brain.

Shroom-tex, sir.

Careful, you get me hard now. I mean, hard like my body hard, that's what I meant.

This is weird, sir.

Keep your eyes straight ahead, sir.

You know what I'm raging?

That's right, it's a freak country, I'm in a problem, I'm in a hands roll.

Sir, get your bone out of my face, sir.

I swear not, it's a freak country, and you all, I am your superior private, keep your eyes straight ahead.

Now, tell me more about Arnold.com, talk about getting hard.

Oh, this is getting super weird, sir.

I don't live hard, and I am hard.

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