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Can you figure out who’s lying about seaweed?
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| 0:00.0 | Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything. |
| 0:07.0 | President Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity battle. |
| 0:10.0 | Dinosaurs had two brains. |
| 0:12.0 | Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day. |
| 0:18.0 | Believe me, I'm a historian. |
| 0:20.0 | An astronaut or drive a DeLorean |
| 0:22.6 | Would I lie? |
| 0:23.6 | It's hard to say |
| 0:25.6 | The Big Fifth |
| 0:27.6 | Can you spot the light? |
| 0:29.6 | Some pigs could fight |
| 0:31.6 | But if you ask me why, |
| 0:33.6 | Can you trust the answer? |
| 0:35.6 | Aw, the Big Fifth! From Blades, Delaware, this is the big fib. |
| 0:38.1 | From Blades, Delaware, this is The Big Fib, and now here's your host, Deborah Goldstein. |
| 0:48.7 | Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the multicellular, photosynthetic fronds of truth |
| 0:56.9 | and the rootless, flowerless protests of lies. I'm your host, Deborah Gultene, and in the studio |
| 1:02.5 | today is our sound effects robot Lisa, whose name stands for live-in studio audience. |
| 1:08.2 | Deborah, are we there yet? Are we there yet? How much longer, Deborah? Are we there yet now? Oh my gosh. Are we where yet? What are you talking about? I mean, are we at the point in the show where I can share a question from a listener? Are we? Are we there yet? How much longer? Oh, Deborah, are we there? Oh, my goodness, Lisa. We're there. I mean, we're here. I mean, it's time now for you to share a question from our listener. Oh, wow. That was fast. I'm not ready. Really? After all that, you're not ready? Just a minute. I didn't know we were going to be there yet. I need to warm up a little. I just figured I would have to ask you over and over and over again if we were there yet for at least 15 minutes. Okay, well, we are there, I mean, here. |
| 1:46.7 | I mean, we'll go ahead and warm up so we can hear the question. |
| 1:49.8 | Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. |
| 1:53.0 | No, I prefer me, me, me, me, me, me. |
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