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Bleav + Rachel Selig & Jason Doyle

Relationships, Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture, Interview, Sports

4.9 • 526 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0	Lincoln and I went to an ice cream parlor.
0:03.2	There was like three teenage boys working there.
0:06.2	Okay.
0:06.6	Summer jobs, love it.
0:07.9	Teenage girl as well.
0:09.8	And it was a little quiet.
0:11.5	So they were just kind of helping each other do our order.
0:15.7	Time to lean is time to clean, kids.
0:17.9	Right.
0:18.5	And I walk up and before I order, this cocky little brazen maybe 16 year old boy says to me,
0:29.3	do you want some of my drink?
0:31.2	And he shows me his dirty old plastic cup.
0:34.3	It has a, it almost looks like an adult sippy cup. Like it has a little thing that
0:40.3	goes over the top. It's plastic. It looks Tupperwareish. He's like, it's my own homebrew. I'm like,
0:47.9	no. What are you talking about? No. He's showing out for his friends. And then I order my
0:53.3	ice cream and Lincoln orders his.
0:56.3	Mm-hmm.
0:56.9	And Lincoln orders a cotton candy baby cone.
1:00.2	That's his go-to.
1:01.2	Cotton candy baby cone.
1:02.6	And how do you think that went over on the immature teenage boys?
1:08.8	We're talking like pink and purple fluff on a tiny ice cream.
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