Seaweed Diet

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week Tom and Julie watch a ton of YOUR clip submissions, including: Hulk Hogan backwards demonic polka, the time Mickey Rooney left Triumph and Conan O'Brien speechless, a Gene Wilder Tootsie Roll commercial, Max the poodle, a man who made $5k while completely toast his bread to the max, and more! Plus, they ask the one question on everybody's mind: how much money would it take for you to be Mickey Rooney for six months?

CLIPS FROM THIS WEEK'S EPISODE:

-Hulk Hogan Backwards Demonic Polka

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMg5CloRCbN/?igsh=MXh0b3ltc29janJqMA%3D%3D

-The time Mickey Rooney left Triumph, and Conan O'Brien, speechless.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOGzv8zkU1U/?igsh=bjZodjNwN2loMmRi

-Seaweed Diet

https://sockharbor.com/products/seaweed-diet-sticker-3x4

-Elvis bowling ball

https://www.reddit.com/r/ItemShop/comments/1frzhhu/elvis_presley_bowling_ball_lob_a_bowling_ball/

-Gene Wilder Tootsie Roll commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9brGyeXVh7E

-The Capri Sun Fruit Sniffer

https://www.instagram.com/p/DBe96TbMs4k/

-Max the poodle

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMBLJmgvmF8/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

-Weekend Update: Gil Graham Summer Concert Review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvJebPXF4Lg

-Making $5k while I completely toast my bread to the max

https://www.instagram.com/p/DI9NyFIxHca/

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Theme song by Mike Krol

Artwork by Joe Frontel

00:00 Intro

02:54 Hulk Hogan Backwards Demonic Polka

21:35 Mickey Rooney left Triumph and Conan O'Brien speechless

44:38 Seaweed Diet

46:26 Elvis bowling ball

46:54 Gene Wilder Tootsie Roll commercial

49:47 The Capri Sun Fruit Sniffer

51:50 Max the poodle

53:34 Weekend Update: Gil Graham Summer Concert Review

57:40 Making $5k while I completely toast my bread to the max

01:06:19 Outro

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Forever
0:01.0	Dog
0:02.0	Let's do
0:05.0	A show
0:07.0	Let's do it
0:08.0	Hey Tom, I've got a great idea
0:10.0	What's that Julie?
0:11.0	Well, it might be, I don't know, maybe it's a lousy idea
0:13.0	What?
0:14.0	What if you and I?
0:16.0	I'm just hitching.
0:18.0	You can reject this pitch, you can build on it,
0:20.0	you can enthusiastically agree to it, but I was just hitching. You can reject this pitch. You can build on it.
0:24.0	You can enthusiastically agree to it.
0:29.4	But I was just thinking, since we're both here, what if we did an episode of our hit podcast?
0:31.8	I think that is. The name of it escapes me right now.
0:34.0	But.
0:56.0	T-O-U-D-N-H-R-E-H-E-R-E-A-T-R-E-A-T-R-E-A-T-O-C-L-C-A-R-R-R-R-R Double dress Double trails Bubble trail in town
1:00.0	Shardman and Julie Klaus
1:09.0	A little bit of you and a little bit of me and a little bit of luck and some comedy. And we throw it in and we got the best podcast that anybody's ever heard, double threat. Hey, that's the name. And Carson. We got a little bit of Carson in there too. Hey, I'm here. How are you doing, Carson? I'm doing good. Do it very good. What's it like being a youth in this day and age? Yeah. Am I still a youth? What was it like? Yeah. I mean, would you please listen to you? Of course you are. I still am I still youth. What is it like? Has Forever Dog aged you that quickly? Is it like the progenia? It's like being president. Yeah. Yeah. What's it like being president, Carson? It's pretty good.
1:48.0	It's like being president. Yeah. Yeah. What's it like being president, Carson? Oh, it's pretty good. It's a little tough, but, you know, it's fun. Yeah. It's good to be the king. Oh, yeah. It seems like it would be fun. Oh, yeah. Right now, especially. Yeah. Now, Carson, we have clips this episode.
2:02.4	We have clips.
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