Seattle Spanks the Patriots, Drake Maye’s Mystery Stinker, and Parent Corner With Cousin Sal

The Bill Simmons Podcast

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4.4 • 30.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by Cousin Sal LIVE on Netflix to recap the Seahawks taking down the Patriots to win Super Bowl LX (0:31). Then the guys end the show with Parent Corner (50:15). Host: Bill Simmons Guest: Cousin Sal Producers: Chia Hao Tat, Eduardo Ocampo, and Chris Wohlers Bundle and Save Book now. The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit⁠⁠⁠ www.rg-help.com⁠⁠⁠ to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The You know what fuck this. You know what?
0:36.1	Fuck this.
0:36.6	I'm out of here.
0:37.4	Yeah, you sit down.
0:38.9	You sit your ass down, boy.
0:43.1	You go wrestling promo at me?
0:45.2	It's over.
0:46.7	It's over.
0:47.7	Let me say my piece.
0:49.9	Drake, baby.
0:52.0	You can't be the one who saves me.
0:55.2	That is that.
0:56.6	There ain't going to be no Dynasty 2.0.
0:59.9	The re-Apex is dead.
1:03.3	A dreadful, despicable performance by Drake maybe and Mike Brable and the New England Patriots.
1:10.4	What a disgrace, a complete no-show,
1:13.1	and is not a damn thing you or Pat's Nation or Bob Coosie could do about it. The Seattle Seahawks
1:19.5	win the franchise's first ever Super Bowl. Is that it? That was their first one, right? I love it.
1:24.7	Let's look it up. I'm going to have a heart attack. Take it away. Take it away. Is this what you've been reduced to to lighting and another team's losses?
1:32.8	You really helped me out here. This is where you been? I would not have cared about this game if not for you. I appreciate it. Thank you.
1:40.5	Silver linings for me.
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