Seating Dinner Party Guests, Getting Spray Tans, Using Fake Addresses, and More
Were You Raised By Wolves?
Nick Leighton & Leah Bonnema
4.7 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Etiquette, manners, and beyond! In this episode, Nick and Leah tackle seating dinner party guests, getting spray tans, using fake return addresses, and much more. Please follow us! (We'd send you a handwritten thank-you note if we could.)
Have a question for us? Call or text (267) CALL-RBW or visit ask.wyrbw.com
EPISODE CONTENTS
- AMUSE-BOUCHE: Dinner party seating
- A QUESTION OF ETIQUETTE: Getting a spray tan
- QUESTIONS FROM THE WILDERNESS: If a gift requires assembly, should you give it assembled or unassembled? Bonkers: Sending birthday cards with fake return addresses
- VENT OR REPENT: Women with long nails, The London Underground
- CORDIALS OF KINDNESS: Thanks to Rambo, Thanks for the birthday dinner
THINGS MENTIONED DURING THE SHOW
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO...
- Support our show through Patreon
- Subscribe and rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts
- Call, text, or email us your questions
- Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter
- Visit our official website
- Sign up for our newsletter
- Buy some fabulous official merchandise
CREDITS
Hosts: Nick Leighton & Leah Bonnema
Producer & Editor: Nick Leighton
Theme Music: Rob Paravonian
ADVERTISE ON OUR SHOW
TRANSCRIPT
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hey there, it's Nick. And it's Leah. Real quick thing before we get going, Leah, do you know about |
| 0:04.3 | Wolves Plus? I do, but let's pretend I don't for this for our audience. So Wolves Plus, |
| 0:11.5 | and we say it the French way, because it sounds fancier, is this new thing that we offer on Apple |
| 0:16.1 | podcasts. So you can get an ad-free version of our show that also helps support us. |
| 0:21.3 | And you can do that right now in the app. |
| 0:23.4 | So go find our show and click on Wolves Plus, if you want to be all American about it. |
| 0:28.2 | And check it out. |
| 0:29.5 | Wolves Plus. |
| 0:30.4 | Wolves Plus. |
| 0:31.5 | And now let's start the show. |
| 0:42.1 | Do you seat couples together at dinner parties? |
| 0:44.2 | Do not tip for your tan? |
| 0:46.7 | Do you send anonymous birthday cards? |
| 0:48.2 | We raised by wolves. |
| 0:49.2 | Let's find out. |
| 0:58.0 | Here are things that can make it better when we have to live together. We can all use a little help. |
| 1:02.0 | Some people don't ask themselves for you raised by wolves. |
| 1:08.0 | Hey everybody, it's Nick Layton. |
| 1:10.0 | And it's Leah Bonema. And let's just get right down to it with our Moose Booch. How do you keep coming up with them, Nick? So for today's the Moose Boosh, I want to have a dinner party, Leah. Oh, delightful. And we're going to host it together. Oh, that would actually be, that would be hilarious and fun. Yeah, I don't know how that would go. It would be a lot of colliding. |
| 1:30.6 | Philosophies. Probably everything. Yeah, a lot of collisions. So for this dinner party, we're going to invite Galadriel, Lady of Lothorlorian. Did I say that right? Galandriel. Galandriel, is how we say it? |
| 1:45.5 | From Lord of the Rings? Yeah. |
| 1:55.3 | Fantastic. And then we're also going to invite Eragorn, King Elisar of Gondor. Did I get the pronunciation on that right? Arrigorn. Uh-huh. Okay. Errigorn. Yeah. So he's coming. And then we're also going to invite Chad and Lisa. Fantastic. So the question is, how would you seat everybody? What is the proper seating chart for this guest list? Who are the other two people? Chad and Lisa. I mean, I guess Jan and Lisa can stay outside and I'm going to hang out with Aragorn and Galandriel. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Nick Leighton & Leah Bonnema, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Nick Leighton & Leah Bonnema and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

