Welcome to Rumble to Rumble Strip and this year's annual Season's Greetings card this year from the Danforths.

Here's Liz and Jerry.

Season's Greetings, one at all.

For this year's holiday update we decided to mix it up a little.

Instead of our traditional one voice formatting,

I Liz will be typing all my parts in green.

And I, Jerry, have been assigned to type my parts, hang on to your hats, in red.

Rest assured, while we're contributing to this letter from different computers in

different rooms we still live in the same actual house and our

trajectories do still occasionally overlap.

2017 was the apocalypse, but we're still Liz and Jerry.

For this year's community art show at the local high school, Liz took another stab at her pet

portraits and the reviews are in.

That looks like my old dog, observed one viewer.

I was trying to find a bathroom, said another.

Jerry has a new pen pal.

As far as I can piece together he met her on some resistance related

Facebook page when I was in the hospital for my platelets. Judging from pictures, she's

well into her 60s and has neither removed nor conditioned her yellowing gray braids in at least a decade.

She calls herself Janie.

Liz also has an interesting new hobby. Say a rude 20-something is

waiting behind her in the wine store, rolling their eyes at how she fumbles her

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