Seasonal Gremlins
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 1 of A&G features...
- St. Patrick's Day, decorating for leprechauns & the Iran war
- Katie Green's Headlines!
- Trump blasting allies for no help with the Straits of Hormuz
- Mailbag!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:14.4 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, |
| 0:18.3 | the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:20.4 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:22.8 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:24.3 | And now here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:34.0 | Maguire. Live from Studio C |
| 0:41.3 | A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Gettie Communications |
| 0:47.2 | compound |
| 0:47.9 | And today we're under the tutelage of our general... |
| 0:50.5 | Oh, I'm sorry, we're toiling under the title of our show. |
| 0:53.3 | Life expectancy for Iran's leaders declines from 76 years to three days. |
| 0:58.7 | Or Lincoln was right and we're in trouble. |
| 1:03.4 | Lincoln was right and we're in trouble. |
| 1:06.6 | A house divided against itself cannot stand. |
| 1:10.0 | Oh boy. |
| 1:12.0 | Heavy, man. |
| 1:28.1 | That's a little too heavy for St. Patrick's Day, don't you think? It's a culture, not a costume. It almost snuck up on me as I don't have little kids anymore, just like, I don't know. I came across it this morning. I thought, holy crap, do I even own a green shirt anymore? I don't know if I do. So I found one of those marginally green, kind of army green. |
| 1:29.5 | Yeah, Michael and Katie didn't believe me, but I'm accidentally |
| 1:32.7 | wearing this flaming green quarter zip, yeah. That's just a |
| 1:36.6 | coincidence? It was chilly this morning in the kitchen. It was on the chair. I was |
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